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Calypso Suicide

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About Me

I'm straight edge without all the holier-than-thou bullshit. No drinking, no drugs, no smoking.

I like to read, write, off-road, and participate in various nerdy activities. My obsessions include, but are not limited to, AFI, "FullMetal Alchemist," tattoos, renaissance faires, Ocotillo Wells, education, and suicidegirls.com.

My darling proposed to me on my birthday, August 30th, and I graciously accepted. I've set the wedding for October '08, though I'm not sure we'll be able to hold out that long...



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My Interests

Getting tattooed, photographed naked, making out, reading, writing, pondering the meaning of it all, wasting my time ... I also enjoy discussing/debating politics and religion...which entails Bush-bashing and picking the Bible apart.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

AFI, Panic! At The Disco, Jason Mraz, Muse, Operation Ivy, Marvin Gaye, Nelly Furtado, My Chemical Romance, Sublime, Minor Threat, Tenacious D, incubus, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Goldfrapp, Blondie, Deftones, The Who, Citizen Cope, Flogging Molly, Muse, The Used, Billie Holiday, Jimmy Eat World, Led Zep, Circle Jerks, The White Stripes, Mazzy Star, Al Green, Pink Floyd

Movies:

"Pirates of the Caribbean," "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, "Chicago," "Underworld," "Monty Python and The Holy Grail," "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," "Interview with the Vampire," "Rocky Horror Picture Show," "From Hell," "Mary Poppins" (that's right, bitches), "Anchorman," anything with Mr. Depp/Will Ferrell.

Television:

"Family Guy," "Simpsons" (ten years ago), anything informative/educational/historical, "Reno 911," "Fullmetal Alchemist," "ATHF," UFC.

Books:

"The Mists of Avalon" by Marion Zimmer Bradley, "The Hobbit" by Tolkien, "The Wives' Tale" by whoever the fuck it was...and some other stuff.

Heroes:

Bettie Page, Shakespeare (whoever the hell he REALLY was), my ideal of Morgan le Fay, Jack Sparrow.

My Blog

People

People fucking suck.  Period.In case you're wondering what would lead me to this conclusion, I will elaborate, directing my rants and raves towards the offenders.Group Number One: The PollutersW...
Posted by Calypso Suicide on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:24:00 PST

Moron.

So, it's pretty much a given that the media is filled with a bunch of brainless fools.  This article got to me so much that I just had to write a rebuttal:Mr. Braun,While I appreciate that you've...
Posted by Calypso Suicide on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST

Somber

It's about ten o'clock in the morning, and I'm filling out paperwork.  The area is already bustling with teenagers, unwed mothers, and others.  I know it will be a while until I am seen, but...
Posted by Calypso Suicide on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:42:00 PST

Please Help

Foreword: Bush calls it a "surge."  Most others would call it a deathmarch.  Please take one minute out of your day to sign this petition.Dear Friend, President Bush is about to unveil a pla...
Posted by Calypso Suicide on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:02:00 PST

The Eighteenth of December

Dear baby, I've been thinking about you a lot lately. As your would-be first birthday approaches, I feel regretful.  Letters and symbols fly through my head, and I am unable to form them in...
Posted by Calypso Suicide on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:38:00 PST

No Lesson

The International House of Pancakes...Some say it's just a place for breakfast, and Lewis Black calls it his Health Club.  Why?  Because "there's always someone there who's a hundred pounds ...
Posted by Calypso Suicide on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

With the Glory of Love...

Other possible titles for this blog include:"Unemployed and Uninspired""Ass-Numbing Boredom"and"Masturbation Ain't as Fun as It Used to Be"I decided to go with a more upbeat heading, one that would dr...
Posted by Calypso Suicide on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:50:00 PST

It Had To Be You...

No one could ever, or will ever, be as good as him.His loving embrace, the warmth in his gaze, his simple smile so complicated in beauty; these attributes have set the bar so impossibly high.  He...
Posted by Calypso Suicide on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:32:00 PST

Moody

I've been feeling fairly optimistic this past week.  I've certainly got my reasons.I'll write a proper blog some time soon, until then...lyrics to describe my current mood.  = )(They're all ...
Posted by Calypso Suicide on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:53:00 PST

Strange and Beautiful

It seems I've lost my creative touch...my muse.  Who or what my muse was is irrelevent, as I'm not even sure I know.  The point is, I am without it/him/her.It is a sad day when one loses his...
Posted by Calypso Suicide on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:02:00 PST