Mister Liquid

Oi. I'm a freshman in college. There is a word listed as my major, but that word has little to do with what degree I plan to leave this place with. I mean, what can you do with an English degree anyways? Honestly. Who knows where I am going to go? That's not so important at the moment, however. Yeah, so I'm something of a slacker, a shy, short fellow with a keen sense of sarcasm and a enviable skill of sounding like a total dweeb. I love to write, as in, write fiction that involves death and dismemberment, but for some reason I have this uncanny issue with creating any story longer than ten pages... I also use a lot of triple periods to end my sentences. I play no sports. I am, did you not recall my saying, a slacker. I also have this terrifying inability to write anything in short and quick sentences. As is pretty obvious by this point, I'm going to keep writing and lengthening this paragraph. Strange how a fellow as wordy as I am cannot ever seem to make any possible storyline stretch beyond the prologue and the first chapter... I suppose it's God's mercy in keeping me from writer's block. Alas, I suppose I've said enough here, and consequently, if you want more details of who and what I am, you might actually have to talk to me.