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BORI MI$CHIEF

Dangerous on the dance floor...

About Me


In the morning I wake up and dance my way to the tea kettle for a tastey cup of yum. Then I dance and beat box to every next thing I do that day or any day. I dance like it’s the last day you can dance before its made illegal. Even if it was illegal I’d sneak a dance move everywhere I go. I’ve never been arrested for dancing, but one day I think a police officer will come up to me and say “Son your dance moves were so awesome and crazy I’m gonna have to arrest you”. At that time I’ll run from the cops just like my best friend from Estonia Sasha did.
This is Sasha if you try to fight me I’ll call him and he’ll beat you up, but I’ll ask you to wait for 12 hours for him to get here from Estonia
What inspires me:
-The Japanese fashion scene because of their boldness of colors, print and their loyalty of sticking to things that they believe in.
-A variety of music and films that bring out emotion.
-Black and white photos and film because they leave you with a bit of mystery.
-European culture and art.
-People who have accomplished their goals in life.
I love:
My family and friends, to dance like it’s the last time I’ll ever dance, fashion, film, photography, pretty much every form of art, music, traveling, Europe, hair and make-up, thinking in the shower, singing when no ones around, culture, thoughtfulness, photobooths, originality, puppies and kitties, witt, making up my own words, caringness, sensitivity, candles and stuff like hot chocolate and ice cream… and I love being really silly, talking in random accents, walking down the street being my own beat box, wearing fake mustaches, drawing on fake mustaches, and people with awesome mustaches…
Without the things I love I would be a zombie, but I’m sure I’d be a zombie in cool shoes because I have a little addiction.
Also:
I have a favorite part in every song even if its the smallest detail in the world for example a gasp of breath or one little triangle ding.
I want to:
Make movies that improve lives
Make clothes that you feel most proud in
Make art that takes a while to understand
Make you smile, laugh and enjoy every bit of life

My Interests

MODERN MISCHIEF CLOTHING, Filmmaking, Clothes making, Photo taking, Dancing, Creating art, Sleeping in, Puppies and kitties, Skateboarding, 1920’s – 80’s, Fashion, Out of control hair and out of control people, Europe, Cookies, Long Hugs, Black and white photo booths, Present and after life, Learning about everything, Astrology, Flowers, Hot Chocolate, Big Sunglasses, Tea, Thinking in relaxing places, Monsters, Stencils, Russia, Being Russian, Playing dress up, Going to shows, Amazing Thrift Store finds, Being vegetarian mentally, but not physically (someday physically, and lastly I like helping old ladies put on lipstick…

I'd like to meet:

"They say when you meet the love of your life time stops"
I'd like time to stop.

Someone who will tell me stories at night when I can't fall asleep. :)

Invisible people, Ghosts, Zombies, Vampires, Dinosaurs, not Elvis.. Actually I take it back about Zombies and Ghosts that would be scary. Joking aside I would give anything to meet all of the relatives that passed away before I was given the pleasure of knowing them.... and a mustache so I can put it on my face and laugh then set it free.

Tim makes the best pictures ever!!!

All my friends in the bands MMC sponsors.

The Pack - In My Car (featuring the Glamosaurus Blondie Lipskull shirt, Modern Mischief shirts and Bori Glamosaurus hands)

Music:

Recent Rotation: Junius, Gallows, A Skylit Drive, The Myriad, Foals, Dune and a couple more.

Always: At The Drive-In, Refused, Lostprophets, Joy Division, The Faint, Circa Surive, Glassjaw, Bring Me The Horizon, The Pack, H.I.M. Blood Brothers, Underoath, The Knife, Depeche Mode, Catherine… I realized theres to many to list.

Don’t ever forget about: so much gangster hip-hop rap it wouldn't fit on this page... And lets not forget about Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir.

Movies:

Everything is Illuminated, Amelie, American History X, Duel, Autumn Spring, Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, The Science of Sleep, The Notebook, The Jacket, Garden State, Run Lola Run, Fight Club, The Believer, Donnie Darko, Stand by me, Haggard, Love Liza, Brother 2, Good 80's movies. Movies that make a difference through thought, laughter or emotion or all in one... In other words anything with Ryan Gosling.

Television:

Project Runway, Conan, Gossip Girl, Hogan Knows Best (Whooooaaaaa!), Viva La Bam, The Wonder Years, Boy Meets World, Full House, Mythbusters, TLC shows, I haven't watched TV in a while though so most of those shows might be cancelled.

Books:

How to be super buff in 10 days and grow a mustache in 5... Yeah thats probably the best book in the world.

Heroes:

Olga Russian Pancakes, Mike G Machineguns, Anna Eagle, Yana Bananas and people that do not give up on their passions. Pretty much people that are awesome and have awesomer nicknames.

My Blog

Alternative Apparel is the best company in the world!!!

My story of the day.If you need blank shirts or blank anything buy from Alternative Apparel!!!www.alternativeapparel.comI called to place an order for my new company and its not a big order because it...
Posted by BORI MI$CHIEF on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:49:00 PST

2007/2008 Plans

In no particular order:- Launch and push my clothing co's to the maxxx- Get back the most important person in the world that I lost- Keep improving myself in becoming the best person I can be- Move to...
Posted by BORI MI$CHIEF on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST

I DON'T SPEAK NORTH POLE!

IS THE BEST QUOTE AUDREY'S EVERY SAID!
Posted by BORI MI$CHIEF on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:17:00 PST

I'm back...

Just in case you were wondering where I was since I left without saying much to most people. Me and Miss trouty pants were in Russia for a month laying on the beach, making movies, taking pictures, re...
Posted by BORI MI$CHIEF on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 10:07:00 PST

A survey about me read it everyone!!!

[Marital Status] Everyone knows I'm a black belt [Height] 5' 11" [Shoe size] 10 in some 11 in some 12 in some [Parents still together] long story [Siblings] Yana my sister [Pets] 3 cats, but Mick...
Posted by BORI MI$CHIEF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The many things I love/like...(Updated 11/30)

Yes I also felt like making a list of things I love/like... I love my family I love my friends I love all animals I love her you know her I love pretty much every art form there is I love to b...
Posted by BORI MI$CHIEF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The many things I hate/dislike (Updated 2/1)...

I felt like making a list of things I hate/dislike: -I hate when you stop for a second to tie your shoe or what not and your friends keep walking. -I dislike liars, flakes, fakes, sluts, racists a...
Posted by BORI MI$CHIEF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SAILING AWAY TO MEXICO...

I am vanashing for eleven days to Mexico on a pirate ship. That will explain my absense for anyone that wonders why I am not around the towns. I will be busy dancing and knitting with grandmas on ...
Posted by BORI MI$CHIEF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Big plans only a lifetime to finish them...

I dont have any writing programs on my computer so I have to keep this planner on here for myself. You can look at to if youd like, but it's all a secrete so dont look to long. Stolen Fashion: ...
Posted by BORI MI$CHIEF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

last day...

i guess i better live it up before its time to sit in a flying machine for hours and hours and more hours. thats pretty much all i have to say. replying to my messages would have been nice...i w...
Posted by BORI MI$CHIEF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST