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Monster Mike

Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast.

About Me

I'm boring. You should hang out with someone else.
Live like you mean it.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented Pringles. Brilliant!

Music:

3 inches of blood, A dozen furies, AC/DC, Alice in Chains, American Headcharge, A Perfect circle, Apocolyptica, As I Lay Dying, Avenged Sevenfold, BTBAM, Bloodhound Gang, Chaimara, Children of Bodom, Corrosion of Conformity, Crossfade (shut up), Crowbar, DevilDriver, Dio, Down the Sun, Fear Factory, Flaw, Gorelord, Guns and Roses, GWAR, Hatebreed, In Flames, Insane Clown Posse, Iron Maiden, Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, Led Zep, Machinehead, Megadeth, Metallica, Mudvayne, Mailbomb, Nothingface, Offspring, Ozzy, Pantera, Pearl Jam, PM5K, Primer 55, Project 86, ProPain, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage against the machine, Rammstein, Ratt, Seether, Sepultura, Shai Halud, Six feet under, Slayer, Soulfly, Spineshank, Static X, Sum 41, System of a Down, The Bled, The Who, TOOL, Trivium, Union Underground, Veil of Maya, Weezer, Whitesnake, White Zombie, Weird Al Yankovic...LOCAL MUSIC IS BETTER THAN ALL THESE BANDS COMBINED. MINNEAPOLIS METAL PWMS!!!

Movies:

Movies suck, and they cost too much...and I can't smoke in the theatre. Screw that noise.

Television:

TV is for douchebags.

Books:

Anything with lots of pictures.