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Folk Bloke

FOLK BLOKE

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Folk Bloke was a late developer, at 18 he performed his first gig at Dorset..s biggest tupperware gathering "Knife Swap" festival, playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the washboard in front of 300 hungry housewives. From that he progressed to tuba & formed his own band.."THE HYMEN SNAPPERS BRASS & VELCRO GEEZERS" until a gig in Ploppock, when he blew too hard & his rectum prolapsed & bed ridden for 2 months. Knowing the tuba wasn..t for him, he finally went as a solo singer, pulling on inspirations such as ""DELVIK SNEDDER", "PIPPLING BUBBA CHUNK", "MASSIVE BRENDA" & "BIFFKIN McFELTCH, all were roll models for him. It was only on the "REX CAMELTOE..S "GOOD DUNG" radio hour that he got the recognition he deserved. Listening to the show was Swedish folk legend & Robert Wagner impersonater.."IDWASH SHMURDA", who took him under his wing, showed him the way of the women, booze, folk music, drugs, women & booze. Since then, he has toured the world & beyond with his beautiful melodies, rhythms & tender loving lyrics. Now with his forthcoming album...""Get in that kitchen & make my fuckin.. tea, you fat bastard!" he has the whole world in his gloves...the rest is history!!! ENJOY "FOLK BLOKE" or FUCK OFF!!! "WATCH OUT FOR LATEST SINGLE"...BUM WOBBLE SHUNT" OUT SOON!!! youd..e be a bastard to miss it!!!LIZ FROG AD

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Member Since: 10/8/2006
Band Website: Under Destruction
Band Members: The Bloke of folk!!
Influences: the Wurzles, Gwar, Shit!, Houghton Weavers, Charlotte Church, Burt Bread and the Yeasty Boys, Suckarse, Crispy Pant Kiss, Lady Zanus, Fergal`s Shifty Pants, Shane Mcgowan, Brotherhood of Man, That black barman from Love Boat, Death Sniff, Val Doonican, Mike & Bernie Winterseeeeehhh!, Cradle of Filth, Pam Eyres, Barry White, CHOD!, Derek (where`s me fuckin washboard) Guiler, Rick Waller, Napalm Death, Marmite Motorway, Doylums can`t Dance, the great waldo Butpipe & his Midget from Grimsby, Dwad, Perry Como, Thick End First to mention a few!!!
Sounds Like: A fusion of folk filth, punk country, futuristic retro & a collage of sick, bogies & stubborn understains. Additional Info... Tracks from the forthcoming album.."Get in that kitchen & make my fuckin` tea, you fat bastard!" "Whip some skull on me" "Tell me you love me & then fuck off!" all due for release soon...watch this space. Folk Bloke Tour "Banned from Everywhere but here" has support from... Liz Frog the Crunchy Undies & Suckarse. Folk Bloke is sponsored by... Derek`s Corn Plasters. Did I fuck that? Ice Beer. Fizzy Feathersniff`s String Emporium.
Record Label: Full Bum records
Type of Label: Major

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Additional Info...   Tracks from the forthcoming album.."Get in that kitchen & make my fuckin` tea, you fat bastard!" "Whip some skull on me" "Tell me you love me & then fuck off!" all du...
Posted by Folk Bloke on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:22:00 PST