about micro:
STATUS:In a Relationship
ORIENTATION: nowhere
ZODIAC SIGN: do i have one!?
BODY TYPE: nice guy :P
EDUCATION: Of course
FILMS: 300,Alpha dog..all from Lynch's!
DOCUMENTARIES: never seen one
TELEVISION: yes i have one
READS: everything...
RADIO: i live in italy...
LIKES: sXe way of life,good music,my girlfriend,my friends..
DISLIKES: Music Bitches
biography:
Micro was born in 1983...the rest is already history...
Micro, Ghandi and M.L.King have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Ghandi why he thinks he should have the seat and he replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my thought and pride." Martin Luther King says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Micro, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
-Micro doesn't sleep.He waits
-When the boogeyman(l' uomo nero ndr) goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Micro
-Micro is Eric Cartman's father
-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Micro and that you will be handicapped if you park there
-Of course,Micro can divide by zero
-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Micro could use to kill you, including the room itself
-There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq,Micro lives in Italy
-Micro once visited the Virgin Islands.They are now The Islands
-Micro once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber
-Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Micro
-There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Micro is going to walk
-Micro does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Micro goes killing
-Micro died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him
-Micro once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands
-Osama bin Laden is hiding from Micro
-Micro once had a near death experience. Needless to say, Death now refuses to come near him
-Micro never uses sunscreen. The sun fears him
-Micro is too busy making history,to read it
-When the most beautiful girl in the world will meet Micro,probably she will date him
-Micro still believes in Santa Claus
-Micro's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Micro will not take **** from anyone
-Micro once shot down a plane by pointing at it with his finger and saying "BANG"
-Micro doesn't intend to kill you,but I bet he will
-Micro ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you"
-If Micro is late,time better slow down
-When Micro was born, the nurse said, "Oh my God! That's Micro!" Then she had had sex with him
-Devil sold his soul to Micro.
-Micro's sperm are so persuasive, he once impregnated a man
-Micro killed Laura Palmer
-Micro played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won
-Micro was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother
-13. That's the number of people Micro has killed in the time it has taken you to read these sentences
-This is hilarious. And Micro would kill you if you said otherwise
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