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Lalu

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About Me


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"One Note Samba" (vocal by me)
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"Me (recorded)
doing duet with
Leonard Cohen (live)
Recorded 6/12/07
"No Weapons of Mass Destruction Here."
Some of the musical artists I admire:
Melody Gardot,
Frank Sinatra,
Juice Newton, Antonio Carlos Jobim,
Rita Coolidge, Bobby Darin,
The Four Seasons, Leslie Gore,
Connie Francis, Paul Anka,
Louis Prima, Ella Fitzgerald,
Bernadette Peters, Billy Joel,
Dean Martin, Perry Como,
Leslie Gore, Eric Clapton,
Jimmy Durante, Louis Armstrong,
Mel Torme, Keely Smith,
Mary Wells, Dave Brubeck,
Ramsey Lewis, Leon Redbone,
Mickey Katz, The Barry Sisters,
Roger Miller, Ann Murray
The Everly Brothers, Hall and Oats,
Neslon Riddle, Janis Ian,
Henry Mancini, Nat King Cole,
Brenda Lee, The Beatles,
Sy Oliver, Perry Como, Dr. John,
and the guy who sings, "They also call me Speedo, but my real name is Mister Earl."

My Interests



ABOUT ME (Synopsis):

I was born in a hospital because
that's where my mother happened
to be at the time.

Years later, she forced me to go
to medical school.


The kid on the left is the father
of the girl on the right

It is important to recognize that
although a lot of people say,
"Love is blind," not that many people say,
"Hoopie faloopie grilch and ziddle."

Consider this thought:

"Az di bubbeh volt
gehat betzim, volt zi geven mayn zeydeh."

(In Yiddish this means, "If my grandmother
had testicles, she'd be my grandfather.")

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Now if you don't like what you've read or
seen so far, then please feel free to ...

Fuck off !!

My interests include:

Aside from The Adventures of Superman ...
I'm interested in the origin of the phrase, "Make a sissy."

What is the origin of the phrase, "make a sissy?"

If anyone happens to know the origin of the phrase, "make a sissy," please contact me as soon as possible.

By the way, try not to forget to leave me a comment or a message. Thanks.

INTERESTING SONGS

Jewish Country Western Song
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Sad, Serious / When You're Lonely
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I'm A Fool To Want You
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Besame Somebody
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I Wanna Be Seduced
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A Little Learning Is A Dangerous Thing

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I'd like to meet:



Some of people I'd like to meet:

My cousin, Norm

David Letterman, Kevin Pollak, Richard Jeni,
Cary Grant, Reese Witherspoon, Burt Reynolds,
Borat, Melanie Griffith, Bobby Slayton, Jon Lovitz,
Ann Coulter, George W. Bush, Jack Benny,
Frank Sinatra, Johathan Winters, Alfred Hitchcock,
Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Michelle Pfeiffer,
Harrison Ford, Jason Alexander, Howard Stern,
Meg Ryan, Dennis Prager, Laura Ingraham,
Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken, Paul Winchell,
Steve Martin, Peter Falk, Madeline Kahn,
Dan Aykroyd, Buddy Hackett, Billy Crystal,
Bill Murray, Jewel, Senor Wences (click here),

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The La Choy Dragon

Several people who live in my neighborhood

Speedy Alka Seltzer

The fella who gets rid of grime and grease in just a minute

BELOW ARE PICTURES OF SOME OF MY "FRIENDS"

Music:





Movies:


MOVIES:

Some of the movies I like:

Charade, Gaslight, Bringing Up Baby, Arsenic and Old Lace, Moneky Business, The Princess Bride, His Girl Friday, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, Bedtime Story (original version of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - and it starred David Niven and Marlon Brando), Witness, Avalon, Brighton Beach Memoirs, High Anxiety, The Frisco Kid, It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, You've Got Mail, Superman II, Lethal Weapon, Black Widow, North By Northwest, Ocean's Eleven (the original), Father Goose, The In-Laws (the original), Ladyhawke, When Harry Met Sally, Casablanca,

Television:



The Difference Between
A Pig and A Fox:

Heroes:


Your Personality Profile
You are sexy, powerful, and bold.
You're full of passion and energy...
Sometimes this passion has a dark side.
You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.
You never fail to get someone's attention.
Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper! The World's Shortest Personality Test
MY NUMBER ONE HERO IS:
Dennis Prager
You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.
You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

My Blog

Cool Sayings

Trelt a nimble cable, sever the dell. He who brinks telden, flonks a criddle bay. Flem the delk, hizzle the sable. Snakes exist; Soups persist. Don't forge a zomber; don't flek a trin. Happy...
Posted by Lalu on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST

Koorvahs Wanted

No experience needed.
Posted by Lalu on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:32:00 PST

The Cocky Moon River

In the forest, Thick with bromble, Dwells a tincton - Stately, yet modest. Four neasles doth he hatch daily. Hath he many trenchcoats? Forsoothe, I know of none. The time on the clock serns twelve. ...
Posted by Lalu on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:28:00 PST

The Sinter Terroctery

As I nersted through the road on my way to Reesen Town, I trelted upon a youth - No more than six was he. He pondered to my alster (nearly cressen to the rye). T'was not, t'was not a baseball, nor a f...
Posted by Lalu on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:14:00 PST