Lynn

My REAL blog

is at www.lynnbixenspan.com. Feel free to debate me about the nature of reality now.
Posted by Lynn on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST

Grade my professor!

I'm totally psyched about the new Grade my professor feature. So, go ahead guys, Grade my professor! Can't wait to hear what you say here! Love, Lynn
Posted by Lynn on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:59:00 PST

more like top HATE

OK, so I finally did the Top 8 thing. What happened was I just ended up adding people I like and talk to the most until I ran out of spots. These are not necessarily the Top 8 I'd save in a fire - the...
Posted by Lynn on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 10:54:00 PST

The mint

no longer makes any denominations of bills above $100. And by no longer, I mean since the late '60s. This really ruins my plan to make a mural of Elvis* out of $5000 bills on my wall. *Duran, of Z100 ...
Posted by Lynn on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:59:00 PST

worthy rivals

If you have ideas for any, please let me know.
Posted by Lynn on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:46:00 PST

what if shit had wings?

think about it.
Posted by Lynn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shams, as requested by eliza skinner

RIP OFF THE MASK, he said. and vanished into the duskroom. A calliope of marooned sailors' laughter sounded, bright and trilling like a bluejay stung with a wine-tipped needle. A labyrinth ...
Posted by Lynn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

valor

valor ... is it the saving grace that a calligraphy pen bestows upon a naked wedding invitation envelope? ... is it the duck-billed platypus? ... is it bleeding crimson tides as seen ...
Posted by Lynn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Special Holiday Edition - Santa

♥ Santa ♥ Is the chimney A Vagina?
Posted by Lynn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the sun

green and purple, like a bruise, or orange and bulbous like God's creamsicle? when on earth, the latter. when on venus... who shalt know? have you been to venus? will you ride a mobile 600...
Posted by Lynn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST