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Adam

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173 cm tall (a.k.a. four foot 20)

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Outed as a soul pretender by the only black man in the bar

Tuesday night at K & M I started things off with a bunch of '70s soul and funk records, including Marvin Gaye's "Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler)," Kool & the Gang's "Summer Madness," James Bro...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:57:00 GMT

Party harder, drug free

Lately I've been thinking a lot about a public-service advertisement I read in an Archie comic, oh, I don't know ... maybe 15 years ago. (That's right; in high school, I read Betty & Veronica Double D...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 14:31:00 GMT

No one can hear you scream

I just walked by a poster for the new Robin Williams family comedy RV. (It was placed on the side of a pay phone.) The poster shows a--you guessed it--recreational vehicle teetering precariously atop ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 14:02:00 GMT

I am a playlist-making, medical copy-editing machine

This was a pretty long week for me. I worked from 9:30 am until 1:15 am Wednesday/Thursday, then from 11 am until 6:30 pm Thursday, then played some records with Speculator at Cake Shop from midnight ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:49:00 GMT

Every time I hear you open up your mouth, all I hear is oink, you pig.

OK, so if you haven't seen Punishment Park yet, get out there and do it. There's no excuse now that it's available on DVD. (For a long time, it was a hard film to see in the U.S., since it had never h...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:39:00 GMT

Tuxedo junction

This is the third year in a row that Ive rented a tuxedo for my companys holiday party. This year they made black tie "optional" and stated that this time around, the only dress code is "elegant." S...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 14:14:00 GMT

I broke my Dynamix II record

Last night I was cleaning a bunch of my records. While dusting off my Dynamix II Bass Generator 12" (b/w Ignition), I noticed what looked like a bunch of scratches in the form of a large asterisk. I p...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:30:00 GMT