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fat boy

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About Me

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I live in brisbane and have friends from around the hood, and around the world.

I like food, strokes, following people around, drinking from the shower floor, and saying hello, it kinda sounds like "YERROW!".

I grow a massive collar or "ruff" every winter and it gets so long I can't clean myself properly. I had a trim recently, and look dead smart right now.

I'm a bit dopey, and not much of a fighter. I can put up a brave front if necessary, and if I can be arsed, for about 5 mins. After that i like to walk away, backwards, very slowly, like I'm not really moving at all, enigmatic like.

My Interests

Lazing it up, talking, waiting to be let in all day at the side door while the back door is wide open.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with some decent meat or fish on their person.

My Blog

In the movies!

Yeah I know I know, I'm slack, SORRY for not posting a blog for so long, dear friends! This time however there is a good reason - I have just been acting and starring in my very first hollywood f...
Posted by fat boy on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:15:00 PST

What a wonderful life!

Dad gave me some sour cream tonight - PLAYED!!! wow. It was so good, I licked that bowl clean by the time he turned around again! I got massive kudos tonight for doing nothing! - Dad had dinner g...
Posted by fat boy on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:28:00 PST

All systems go!

OH yes oh yes, I KNOW it has been too long, but I won't harp on about it, I will start to sound like a broken record! (one of dad's sayings! - I don't know what record I am supposed to have broken tho...
Posted by fat boy on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:56:00 PST

Fast vs Slow

Hot Damn, I haven't been on the hinternet for yonks! Nothing's changed though. Anyway here I am, back!OK here's a couple of things: Dad was combing me the other night for like 45 minutes, you should h...
Posted by fat boy on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST

a long story..!

Sorry everyone, I know a lot of people are missing my little anecdotes and unique takes on this wonderful thing we call life, eh?! Well look, I was kinda waiting for inspiration to strike but what wit...
Posted by fat boy on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:55:00 PST

hussle bussle

Whoa - feeling shagged today, can hardly move! It's like dad's hangover is affecting me by osmosis!! Got a new sleeping position, I call it "walking on the moon", I'll get Dad to take a picture someti...
Posted by fat boy on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST

He just doesn't get it..

Dad has been on the computer so much lately I haven't had a chance to get near it, it's a bit annoying! So anyway it's late at night and here I am - back at last!! I was lying around yesterday - it wa...
Posted by fat boy on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:04:00 PST

Joke

I went to a zoo the other day. It only had one animal, a dog. It was a shitzu. look, I don't get it either, if you don't think it's funny blame Dad....
Posted by fat boy on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:57:00 PST

philospohy 101

So last night Dad piped up with "I'm going to have fish fingers for tea Fat Boy!"I bit my tongue, luckily - I was going to blurt out "Fish don't have fingers Dad" - thinking he was being conned somewh...
Posted by fat boy on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:56:00 PST

getting all philospohical

So, some cats spend ALL DAY sleeping on the bed, same thing day in day out. Me? No way. I have arrived at the stage where my "new" philosophy, my raison d'etre, has really come into its own.I have dec...
Posted by fat boy on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:00:00 PST