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Jesus

You Ought To Praise Me Like You Should

About Me

JESUS LOVES YOUSo here is the myspace of Jesus! Feel free to add me/message me/leave me a comment/rank me on this website. Enjoy :)

My Interests

Changing the world, performing miracles, etc

I'd like to meet:

Met a lot of people as it is!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesus O'Nazereth
Birthday: 25th December, year 0
Birthplace: Bethlehem
Current Location: Here, there and Everywhere!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Average
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidexterous
Your Heritage: Heaven?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Non-Believers
Your Fears: My dad when hes realised I've drunk all the wine
Your Perfect Pizza: Just the bread base.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Eliminate evil (its not gonna happen for a long time though
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bless
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: I like my beard
Your Bedtime: N/A
Your Most Missed Memory: My Donkey, Ted
Pepsi or Coke: Both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: No
Do you Sing: Yeah
Do you Shower Daily: No
Have you Been in Love: Yes, with everyone on gods good earth
Do you want to go to College: Not particually
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm OK I guess
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, the kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course, Red Red Wine!
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, don't be silly!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, to appear in a vision of a theif
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah I like raw fish, thats how i fed the 5 thousand, gave them uncooked fish, no one wanted it and it kept on getting passed around
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah, by people becomeing athiests :(
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Seeing as my blood is wine... It's inevitable!
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, well I got stoned!
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Been there, done that!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm quite happy with my current job.
What country would you most like to Visit: Visited them all
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Any
Weight: Any
Best Clothing Style: Any
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 0
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

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Music:

Lordi, Hard Rock Hallejulah, now that makes a change to the usual hymns!

Movies:

The Life of Brian

Television:

Anything except songs of praise! God give me mercy!I like Family Guy

Books:

The Bible, it rocks my socks! (Though I don't wear socks. Socks with Sandals is a big no no!)

Heroes:

err me. I even have my own action figure!That sounds a bit bigheaded, so I'll say our father as well.