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Jade Isphixin

Live for this...

About Me


I'm a metalhead from Sydney Australia currently exploring the world.
Since June 07 I've been to:
Helsinki Finland (Tuska Open Air Festival) Stockholm Sweden
Oslo Norway Warsaw and Katowice Poland (My 21st)
Vienna Austria
Somewhere in Czeck (Masters Of Rock Festival)
Tolmin Slovenia Venice Italy (DO NOT GO HERE!!)
Hamburg and Wacken Germany (Wacken Open Air Festival)
London and Essex England
Perth Scotland
Currently situated in:
Glasgow Scotland! |m| Working in a rock bar.

Other travels:
India (Motorbike tour from New Dehli)through to
Kashmir (Where we stopped and rode back)
Fiji
Bali
Goldcoast, Norfolk Island, Byron Bay, Perth, The Wattigans, Janolan Caves, Perisher, and a lot of places I don't know the names of in Australia
Earth is too small...
What kind of a person am I?
I'm a smartass, crazy, intelligent, weird, violently inclined, creative, hyperactive, unmotivated, absent minded, talented, cynical and jaded. My personality changes with the seasons. My mind is evolving constantly. I'll switch from super bubbly to bitter beyond my years in a split second.
I also have many plans for life with many options. In the end you never know where your road will lead you. :)
Fav things
include gigs & festivals, hanging out with mates, drinking mead/beer/Jack Daniels, playing pool, headbanging, swinging along to oldschool rock and metal on the duke box while playing pool and drinking (poses are a must!), raiding people's gardens when drunk.
I love getting up to mischief, listening to/writing/singing along to Metal and a variety of other music, reading, dancing, writing, drawing and martial arts, but I mostly end up wasting my time on the internet.
Keep the metal deep and brutal, keep the laughter rising, the light in the doorway shining and never let the darkness consume your soul.
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ONLY ONE SPECIES HAS THE POWER TO PROTECT THEM ALL.
Us. Think about it.
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My Interests

Festivals, Gigs, Sleep, Being Free, Reading, Fantasy, Martial arts, Vikings, Tattooing, Piercing, Dragons, Adrenaline, Ancient History & Mythology, Singing, Being a nerd on the internet, Engines, Weapons, Art, Anime, Nature Views, Rollerblades, Motorbikes, Paddlepools, Mud Wrestling, Mechanics, Snowball Fights, Dancing, Animals, Natural Therapy, Naturopathy and Chinese Herbology, Forests, Real estate, Astronomy, Psychology, Philosophy, Gardens, Explosions, Keyboards, Guitars, Drums, Drugs, Hammocks, Downhill bike riding, Autopsies, Travelling, Really gory horror movies and Writing.

I'd like to meet:


EVERYONE AND ANYONE I LISTEN TO!
Come out for a beer sometime. |m|

The stingray that killed Irwin. Godamn that thing deserves to live out its days in a shrine. Bless its little heart.

Intelligent evil people with a twisted sense of humour. People who can make me think. Kickass metalheads who know how to have a good time and don't take life too seriously.

A Viking, a Vampire, a Demon, a Mermaid and a God. A member of the original Illuminati. Someone who knows how to use a fucken sword WELL. Someone who can speak fluent Elvish. Tattooists, Piercers, Expressionists of body art in general.

Any of my fav writers, artists, philosophers and inspirations. This is everything from Luis Royo to Shakespear.

Shock me people!!! For the love of cheese give me something different!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING POWERMETAL, HIP HOP, EMO AND/OR "HARDCORE" BAND! I'M NOT FUCKING INTERESTED DON'T ADD ME!!!
OR IF YOU LIKE CRADLE OF FILTH!!!! *mutter mutter mutter*

Yes people, you will get denied. My god, I know, you'd think I have a choice or something.. It's not my fault your music taste sucks.

I choose my "Friends" before I add them and delete the useless ones once in a blue moon.

That's all folks.

Music:



METAL!!! Music is my life. Metal is what keeps me going. It brings me peace and strength when all else around me is a vortex of pain and shattered dreams. Metal is the reason I wake up in the morning.

Death & Melodic Death
Black
Folk
Progressive

None of this agression-eliminating-pussy-whipped-I-have-no-balls-that's-w hy-I -can-sing-higher-then-you shit. If there's no balls to it or the band worries more about their hair then their music it's crap. Plain and simple. That's not metal that's emo and should be erradicated. With a blowtorch.

Interested also in Classical, Opera, Jazz, Blues, RnB, Industrial, Traditional Folk, Soundtracks, Rock, Pop, and those rainforest panflute cds with birds and whale songs.

Basically I like a little of everything and know shit all about most of it.

AMON AMARTH - PERSUIT OF VIKINGS
Amon Amarth - The Pursuit Of Vikings

DRAGONLORD - UNTIL THE END
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Movies:


STAR WARS, The Princess Bride, Gladiator, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Ten Things I Hate About You, 13th Warrior, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, All Alien, Predator I and Alien Vs Predator, FINDING NEMO, Much Ado About Nothing, Hostel, Desperado, Fifth Element, Jay and Silent Bob and anything to do with, Queen of the Damned, Pitch Black, Lord of the Rings, Last of the Mohiccans, ICE AGE!!, anything with Jackie Chan or Jet Li, Wolf Creek, Vlad the Impaler, The early Disney collection, MULAN!, The Hills Have Eyes, Really Gory Horror!! No plastic please..

Television:

!!!!SAILOR MOON!!!!
Red Vs Blue, Death Note, Great Teacher Onizuka, Tsukikage Ran, Wolf's Rain, Chobits, Mahoromatic, Metalocalypse, Heros, Buffy, Xena, Charmed,
Stargate SG-1, Happy Tree Friends! Oz, Numbers, FAMILY GUY!! Futurama, South Park, Becker, Frasier, Viva La Bam, Wild Boyz, The Dudesons, National Geographic, Discovery.

...and every now and again Australian Idol...

Books:

RAYMOND E. FEIST, Lian Hearn, Anne McCaffrey, JANNY WURTS, DAVID EDDINGS, Jean M. Auel, Robin Hobb, Guy Gavriel Kay, Jaqueline Carey, Isobelle Carmody, KATHARINE KERR, Maggie Furey, Julian May, George R. R. Martin, Mercedes Lackey, BRIAN JAQUES, Laurel K. Hamilton.
Sexy Losers, Cyanide and Happiness.

Currently reading:
The Last Light Of The Sun by Guy Gavriel Kay

Heroes:

PREDATOR
BOBA FETT
SPARHAWK - from David Eddings's "The Elenium"
MY MUM (She's a biker and she's ttly been to more countries then you!)
AYLA - from Jean M. Auel's "Clan of the Cavebear"
SAILOR MOON
LARA CROFT
JET LI

My Blog

FUCKING AMON AMARTH & Enslaved! DENIED!

THE OUTCOME:Amon Amarth were fucking fantastic, one of the best gigs I have ever been to and the only one I've walked away from where my mouth has hurt from smiling. I blame the guys in the support ba...
Posted by Jade Isphixin on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:16:00 PST

R.I.P. Seagam!

http://www.seagam.co.uk/ Looooooooooooolll. Gavin you're fucking awesome. :D:D:D...
Posted by Jade Isphixin on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:38:00 PST

Pink paper cuts.

I leave in 12 days AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'm so fucking excited that I can't think or sleep. As opposed to what, you may say?... I don't know. :P ("Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name?"..) In 14 days ...
Posted by Jade Isphixin on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:22:00 PST

I have realised what animal I represent most!

 I AM A WORM! I dig tunnels sorting through other people's shit and ending up in my own, tying myself in knots and going around in circles because I am blind to the world and therefore suit...
Posted by Jade Isphixin on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:20:00 PST

Episodes of the unforgiven.

Man what a shit weekend. Went out to go to Mikki's on Friday night only got told to meet Heather and Sarz at the Gaelic instead after God Forbid had played. That was dead. Sarz and I called Ilkka. Tha...
Posted by Jade Isphixin on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:52:00 PST

My silence.

Ok so lately I rarely reply to messages or comments. Sorry people the fact is I'm bored and lazy and myspace has lost it's edge. SO while I have every intention of replying to you all it's probably go...
Posted by Jade Isphixin on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:13:00 PST

Michelle Rodriguez is bi!!!! <3

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! http://www.advocate.com/exclusive_detail_ektid39431.asp Ohmygod that made my day and almost made up for the crushing blow of Bam Margera's engagement which I found out about...
Posted by Jade Isphixin on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:15:00 PST

Ponders for the day.

They say everybody comes from a certain place. Everyone is born to a year, grow up in an era, and then there their development slows, forever trapping ourselves into a certain time in our minds.So I g...
Posted by Jade Isphixin on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:00:00 PST

Life..

At Ivy's, she's gone for a maccas run. Hehe go me. We're getting smashed and watching Wolf Creek, she's been raving about it so I'm thinking this could be the excuse to break out of the bad horror mov...
Posted by Jade Isphixin on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

NEVERMORE!!!!!!!!

I have just now, this very second, come back from Nevermore. And it was fucking amazing.I don't know if Warrel was ok his vocals seemed a little troubled and he looked a few times like he needed to si...
Posted by Jade Isphixin on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:04:00 PST