Hello there friend. My names Jason. What's there to tell? I play rhythm guitar for melodic death metal band Daysend, have a strange taste in music, a massive obsession with Batman and Star Wars, a crazy talent for skill testers involving stuffed toys, gigantic crushes on Hayley Williams, Stephanie McIntosh and Hayden Panettiere, an interest in all things paranormal and freaky, awesome best mates in Mark, Eddie, Ash, Mex, Wayne, Deth, Spatch... the list goes on.
I have a shitty gay pancreas, a healthy obsession with Killswitch Engage, multiple tattoos and piercings.
I like to drink excessively and stupidly, mainly Carlton Draught and bourbon.
I am a massive nerd.
I am honest and loyal to my friends, and one of my greatest assets is that I can get along with anyone. And my eyes. Girls love my eyes. You wish you had eyes like mine, but you don't. Oh, it's alright, you don't have to cry about it.
To Hayley Williams. I'm just going to be up front about it. You leave Paramore, I'll leave Daysend, and we'll go start a beautiful family together on a tropical island somewhere. Sound mad? Mad.
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