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Cat

I wanna pee on you.

About Me

I'm a sexy bitch and you know it. I have the run of my house and my mom can't do anything about it. She put me on lockdown once and I peed on the wall 10 minutes later, so she let me out right away, I gots it like that!

My Interests

Being a bitch, bringing mom dead (or sometimes live!) mice and birds or leaving dead ones under the bed until they smell, peeing on Da Lee when we fight, complaining, peeing on records, using the flowerbeds for a litterbox, biting, scratching and shedding.

I'd like to meet:

Small rodents, birds, flies, shadows, evil.

Music:

Hip Hop, R&B, Dancehall, Go-Go and sometimes NPR.

Movies:

Friday, Half Baked, The Lion King.

Television:

I'm too busy licking myself to watch TV, plus Mom's DirecTV never works.

Books:

I'm not really into books, although I have urinated on quite a few.

Heroes:

R Kelly, Chuck Berry.

My Blog

Sure has been a while....

Spring is here and I can go outside again! But I can't believe Mom put the birdfeeder up so high that I can't get to it! So I just sit and watch the yummy birds for hours. Even when I'm in the hous...
Posted by Cat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear other hood cat...

I thought I told you before, stop coming in my yard! It's MY fucking hood and I'll fuck you up if you I see you in here again! Don't make me have to reprazent on your ass! Oh, and my mom saw us fig...
Posted by Cat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST