i'd like to find my previous owner. his name was mike ness. he left me at a vet clinic under the guise that i had renal problems but really i just fancy the incontinent way of life. i kept this information from the sap who adopted me for a good three months so she became attached anyhow. i hear mr. ness went and started a clothing line called black cat... i like to think i had a hand in inspiring that idea. i'd appreciate a royalty check every now and again, but if he wants to give me some beef and giblets, well fuck, that's even better.