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Sir Digby

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About Me

I am Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! I currently live just outside a chippy, so I get lots of food! I absolutely love beer!!!!
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Name: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
Birthday: 14th October
Birthplace: Coventry
Current Location: outside a fish and chips shop in Coventry
Eye Color: pink
Hair Color: brown
Height: 230cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: both!
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: i actually lost my shoes in a game of poker so i am barefoot
Your Weakness: beer
Your Fears: not having any more beer
Your Perfect Pizza: a base soaked in beer with fish and chips on the top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: drink as much beer as possible
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i love you
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need beer
Your Best Physical Feature: my moustache
Your Bedtime: whenever the beer makes me sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: being able to go into a pub and buy a drink
Pepsi or Coke: either, as long as there's beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither - they don't have fish or beer
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yuck
Chocolate or Vanilla: what, flavoured beer?
Cappuccino or Coffee: ew yuk
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: of course i fucking don't
Do you Sing: extremely well, thanks for asking
Do you Shower Daily: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Have you Been in Love: every week
Do you want to go to College: i have been to practically all the colleges in the UK
Do you want to get Married: i have been 5 times
Do you belive in yourself: always
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if i've been on the beer
Do you think you are Attractive: of course - have you not seen my picture?
Are you a Health Freak: no way
Do you get along with your Parents: i don't have any
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they give me a nice wash every now and then - and give me some light during the night
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: beer beer beer
In the past month have you Smoked: no way
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i can't remember
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah but i got kicked out when i got my blanket out for the night
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eh?!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: RAW FISH?! it makes me mad
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a lot of beer and fish and chips
Ever been Drunk: you should ask if i haven't been drunk
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: on the toilet
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the singer in the scissor sisters
What country would you most like to Visit: djibouti
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: blue
Short or Long Hair: dreadlocks
Height: really short
Weight: really heavy
Best Clothing Style: tweed
Number of Drugs I have taken: 569023
Number of CDs I own: -56
Number of Piercings: 435
Number of Tattoos: 103
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1234567891940582
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Infamous Midget
You Feast On: Pie
You Lurk Around In: Roller Rinks
You Especially Like to Torment: Blondes What's Your Monster Name?Free Myspace Comments
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Pink Ranger
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My Interests

drinking beer and eating fish and chips. i also enjoy playing detective with my trusty friend Ginger.

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented beer!! & fish and chips
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How to make a sir digby
Ingredients:
5 parts jealousy
5 parts self-sufficiency
5 parts joy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!
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You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?

Music:

I love all kinds of music, from Daniel O'Donnell to extremely heavy metal.

Movies:

'Tramp' starring Charlie Chaplin

Television:

Anything that's on in the shop window of Dixons.

Books:

Yesterday's newspaper

Heroes:

my friend Ginger

My Blog

Check out this video: lambos king of fish and chips & HAPPY HALLOWE'EN

Posted By:chrisGet this video and more at MySpace.comthe best food everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhappy halloween...
Posted by Sir Digby on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST

learning the alphabet

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Posted by Sir Digby on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

budgie

i bought a budgie today. it's called john. i am going to save my euros and buy more and then they can breed and make new budgies and i can sell them or eat them and then i will be rich and not as hung...
Posted by Sir Digby on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:05:00 PST

Check out this video: Tramp

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Posted by Sir Digby on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST

Check out this video: Kitty Cat Dance

Posted By:=kAt=Get this video and more at MySpace.comdance like the cat...
Posted by Sir Digby on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:59:00 PST

birthday

 it's my birthday today yippee! i am now 100 years old so please buy me more beer!!!
Posted by Sir Digby on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

sweden

http://www.psykoterapisallskapet.se/ettan.htm i dreamt i was back in sweden last night - my headmaster was standing in front of me and saying i could have all the fish and chips i wanted. then i woke ...
Posted by Sir Digby on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST

drink

i had a bottle of beer today. the first time i've bought my own booze since my grandmother died. it was yummy.
Posted by Sir Digby on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:18:00 PST