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AIM sn - captaincr1pple
My name's Jeremy. I come fully loaded with a head, midsection, two arms (each containing a hand with 4 fingers and a thumb), male genitalia, and two legs (each attached to a foot with five toes). All internal organs are intact, and decently functional. I have arthritis, meaning i get stiff, not just when I'm looking at pictures of Jessica Alba. My right hip is fake. My turn-ons include cardboard and those little umbrella toothpicks that some douchey restaraunts put in their club sandwiches. I keep myself busy and out of trouble (for the most part) by writing and playing music.
