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About Me

ALL YOU NEED IS NO. ALL YOU NEED IS NO. ALL YOU NEED IS NO. ALL YOU NEED IS NO. ALL YOU NEED IS NO. After everyone else gets fired, maybe I'll be the boss....MDC gets out this year. Keep his ass in prison.Barack Hussein Ji Had Bin Laden Chavez Obama might be the anti-Christ, but I'm pretty sure I'm still voting for him.Life is like a box of cereal, I just want the damn toy out of it.I play a half-scale First Act accoustic guitar. It's de best. If you read this in French, please send me a message.

My Interests

STRIPPERS
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I'd like to meet:

jack nicholson.

Music:

Beatles, The Mountain Goats, Against Me, Exile, M Ward, Doors, Refused, Op Ivy, TSM, Mars Volta, Dub Pistols, Swamp, Paul Reset, Crystal Method, Streetlight Manifesto, Sinister, Chemical Brothers, Evol Intent, Outkast, Diesel Boy, AK 1200, Aphex Twin, Cursor Miner, Dylan, Pendulum, Misfits, the new band....who cares?

Movies:

1/2 the Horrorfest Movies, Tideland, The City of Lost Children, Bubba Ho-Tep, Run Ronnie Run, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Theatre of Blood, Sin City, Meet the Parents, Family Guy, Strangers With Candy, Red Dawn, Shaun of the Dead, Evangelion, D -BloodLust, Refused are Fucking Dead, Kill Bills, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, The Big Lebowski, Ong Bak, The Protector, Grindhouse, Blades of Glory, Darwin Awards, Nacho Libre, and most Guy Ritchie films

Television:

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, The Office

Books:

Love the Jewish People

Heroes:

Chow Nascar. Carlo Rossi. Sage Francis. Stephen Colbert. C students. Peter Griffin. Aesop. John Lennon. Mad Mother Mandon. Glue. Isaac Newton. And apparently I am related to Ben Franklin.

My Blog

Another true story.

Big Daddy's Stripper: (Cottage Cheese): Heeeey boys. Are y'all tippin' tonight? Bryon: What's the difference between a tampon and a cowboy hat? Stripper: I dunno. What is it? Bryon: Tampons are for pu...
Posted by Mexican't have people over on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:37:00 PST

Just another day

Just another day I got spammed, got pissed at my unemployment, and missed a good damn show. I guess there is a lot to look forward to when you know what you will be missing. At least I still have my n...
Posted by Mexican't have people over on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:29:00 PST

God shed his grace on thee

I love tourists. But I love myself more. Thank you for making this place a little more enjoyable.
Posted by Mexican't have people over on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:34:00 PST

No One

No one is capable of their dreams. No one can truly get anything done. No one can tell a better story than anyone. No one's breath reeks of more bullshit than you. No one believes in you. No one ever ...
Posted by Mexican't have people over on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:36:00 PST

Puerto Rican

Some poor Puerto Rican picked a Cadillac from his nose. He stared at it on the end of his finger nail on the edge of the world. Until now this was the biggest decision of his life: to eat this bo...
Posted by Mexican't have people over on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:00:00 PST

Drunk Fucks

Ever noticed the metro looking guy with the striped shirt at the table next you when you're at a bar? He's the guy with the most worthless conversations trying to impress all the bimbo girls within 15...
Posted by Mexican't have people over on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:52:00 PST

Monster Stickers

If you check the nightmares photo album you will see little monsters I've been making lately. I used to make them back in the day with a couple friends, but now I want to make a ton of them. I want ev...
Posted by Mexican't have people over on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:45:00 PST

A true story from the bar.

Friday night at the Scoreboard. Bartender: What can I get for you? Me: I'll take a Bub Light. Bartender: Excuse me? Me: Bub Light. Bartender: One more time? Me: A Bub Light. Bartender: Ohhhhhhh, I tho...
Posted by Mexican't have people over on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:03:00 PST