yeah, that above and....blanket caves, exfoliating, metallican therapy sessions, grossing people out big time, obsessing over board games until i cant stand them, yellow line trains, people that walk off into the woods and dont come back, dog dates, spanky pants, sending letters, not running into people from highschool, my lake house, forgetting what i was thinking about mid thought, not being able to decide where to go to dinner, vietnamese food, non romantic romantic friends, a full nights sleep, snooze button, henry jared llewoh jensen, cosleeping with my baby, feeding henry bananas
someone who can build a rickshaw for my dog to use in the summer and people who wont steal my chapstick--gross! i also really hate being on either side of a surprise party so please dont try to get me involved. ill only end up having a panic attack waiting to surprise someone and lying like nothings really going on or like when i got surprised in highschool, people didnt wait to turn the lights .. they screamed or threw stuff at my face like confetti. it was horrible and my mother invited like every person i ever talked to. oooh or gustav hammarsten as goran, id elope with him. and people who can handle my "would you rather game" or who cant handle it cause its funny. r.kelly, i have a lot of questions, mainly---do you have a boner on the cover of your new album TP3? and in the song sex in the kitchen are you like on the phone with a friend of yours and talking dirty to your sweaty kitchen bitch. please explain yourself. i want to ask my baby henry exactly what hes thinking when he looks at himself in the mirror for an hour hooting at himself.
r.kelly, trapped in the closet chapters 1-5 and nothing else ever again oh my god a rubber ubber-ubber-ubber. no really. hmm. pinback, systems officer, the replacements, soul junk, the slits, everly brothers, my teenage stride, the lyres, tribe called quest, cinerama, the wedding present, mommy and daddy, the fiery furnaces, coco rosie, tv on the radio, cobra verde, the black heart procession, the smiths, eda, gold chains, black star, andrew bird, jay-z, heart, paul simon, bob dylan, aretha franklin, most gospel, just that since youve been gone song by kelly clarkson, trumans water, creedle, michael jackson before he was whiter than me, three mile pilot, lady soverign. it goes on. this listing is tiring but will allow you to judge me. my mother had to stop taking me to the symphony because i cried too much--it was emotionally overwhelming for me, its not that i hated it.
woody allen before he banged his daughter, how to draw a bunny, this is spinal tap, withnail and i, the notebook (IM SERIOUS), brother from another planet, elf, times square, anchorman, emerald forest, city of the lost children, mean girls, some kind of monster (so amazingly stupid)
oh mikey!, alias (minus season three), the office uk and us, golden girls, the wire, strangers with candy, home movies, 24, early lost episodes its getting pretty lame, out of this world, arrested development, trailer park boys, heroes, 30 rock, veronica mars and watching two seasons of one show in one day. tv on netflix and itunes is the best invention.
the dirt: confessions of the world's most notorious rock band, wait..there are other books? --- my first book was bright red star, a confederacy of dunces, books about koko the gorilla, elementary school science text books, the world according to garp, the zanzibar chest, the little prince, little house on the prairie books, history of textiles books, in cold blood, jesusland, the glass house and anything by shel silverstein
my mother. im not kidding. i meant it when i wrote the essay in 5th grade i mean it now. i also super love denny fitch.