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t-t-t-t-o-m-m-m-m

<bChuck Norris can draw a square circle.

About Me

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Watch me dance: If you really want to see (click here)

My Interests

I'm not that interesting.

I'd like to meet:

People who want to be on my 'Top 8' list.

AIM.Somapill4.

*Why are you people trying to annoy me? I'm not going to add you if I don't know you so stop trying to add me to your friends list if we've never met!!*

Music:

Stop and listen.

Movies:

Only on the big screen.

Television:

I have one.

Books:

Iliterate.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris

My Blog

I'm in another video on the internet!!

It's for some travel website themed "Boston Nightlife" for one of the most obnoxious corners of Boston; Kenmore Sq.The Videoenjoy!...
Posted by t-t-t-t-o-m-m-m-m on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:39:00 PST

How to fold a shirt properly:

It's like Oragami: Click Here
Posted by t-t-t-t-o-m-m-m-m on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Be careful what you wish for

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I h...
Posted by t-t-t-t-o-m-m-m-m on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is how Myspace I am, what about you?

I scored a 51% on the "how myspace are you?" Quizie! What about you?
Posted by t-t-t-t-o-m-m-m-m on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Exorcist bunny!

Brought to you by Starterupsteve.com...
Posted by t-t-t-t-o-m-m-m-m on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The OC

That's messed up, I can't believe it: Which O.C. Character Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty...
Posted by t-t-t-t-o-m-m-m-m on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What kind of mage are you?

find your element at mutedfaith.com. ...
Posted by t-t-t-t-o-m-m-m-m on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thank god i'm not in the military

April 16, 2003 The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army SGT Shawn Stanford Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwa...
Posted by t-t-t-t-o-m-m-m-m on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Great inventors

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcyc...
Posted by t-t-t-t-o-m-m-m-m on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Onions and Christmas Tree

> > A young boy asks his father at the dinner table one night, > > "Dad, is it okay for us guys to notice all the different kinds > > of boobs?" > > > > Surprised, the father answers, "Well, s...
Posted by t-t-t-t-o-m-m-m-m on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST