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The Right Reverend Chesty McFlatulence

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About Me

i am the founder of the church of divine consumption. at present, the congregation consists of me, my husband maynard, our children mitzi, wheaton, jethro lee, patty rae, bernie joe and nebbie, and our two dogs twinkie and moonpie. we are now accepting converts, who will go through the process of learning about the doctrine of the church of divine consumption, through classes taught by maynard and myself, on such topics as food divining: finding the virgin mary in your tortilla, jeebus at walmart: why saving money and getting more is next to godliness, the spiritual aspects of all you can eat buffets, and why the devil wants you to be a vegetarian. come visit us at our beautiful church, which doubles as our home for now. the golden corral has been kind enough to let us meet there once a week, also. in the name of jeebus and food, peace be with you.

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My Interests

jeebus. the lord. hostess snack cakes. buffets.

I'd like to meet:

if you can give me an amen! halleluya! i'll meet you.

Music:

country music. gospel music. bluegrass music.

My Blog

does anybody wanna go on an arizona adventure?

yep, just as i suspected. i had my interview yesterday with cps, and it seemed to go really well. but they said it will take three weeks to process my application packet (check references, backgound c...
Posted by The Right Reverend Chesty McFlatulence on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:24:00 PST

do you ever feel like you're spyin on people

on this thing? i just started goin click happy...ended up lookin at these people in indiana. know what i was thinkin? it must be cold in indiana. brrrr! think they still have snow there? prolly not, h...
Posted by The Right Reverend Chesty McFlatulence on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:48:00 PST

the thing 'bout workin' for the lord...

now i'm getting all these requests from christian blue grass bands. too bad they don't know this is a front for my satanic sex cult!
Posted by The Right Reverend Chesty McFlatulence on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:13:00 PST

i thought they were earth worms, but earth worms don't have scales

so they weren't earth worms. i feel really dumb. but why the fuck are there baby snakes in my yard?
Posted by The Right Reverend Chesty McFlatulence on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:59:00 PST

my life is surreal at this juncture

i'm still in shock that i'm done with school. even though i plan to go to grad school in a few years, the worst is over. now i need to consolidate my loans. i was pretty sure i had a job lined up, bu...
Posted by The Right Reverend Chesty McFlatulence on Wed, 17 May 2006 08:36:00 PST

top ten reasons why graduating is rad

10. putting my money where my mouth is. all this talk of social policy and reform and helping is fine and dandy, but now i get to do rather than just talk about doing. 9. i'll probably have a month of...
Posted by The Right Reverend Chesty McFlatulence on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:05:00 PST

aw, kitties

my cats have been finding earth worms and playing with them until they die. like most cats, they don't eat them. they just bat them to death. they just brought one in the house and that little thing w...
Posted by The Right Reverend Chesty McFlatulence on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:18:00 PST

poor little mariposita, mi cheecheerita

mariposa and i read this book called "gabby growing up" in which a little girl decides to cut her hair short because she sees an older girl with that haircut and likes how her "ears stick out at ...
Posted by The Right Reverend Chesty McFlatulence on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:03:00 PST

today is my favorite day

because for one time only, i can do whatever i want. that's right, kids. i don't have any obligations. i can sleep all day if i want to. mariposa is in northern arizona with my parents. i just wanted ...
Posted by The Right Reverend Chesty McFlatulence on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 09:29:00 PST

it's so beautiful out today

i noticed on my morning walk how the sun gently nudges away the crisp air. i'm so excited i can barely contain myself. could it get any better?
Posted by The Right Reverend Chesty McFlatulence on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:24:00 PST