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Boston

Woof!

About Me

My name is Boston and I am eight years old. I enjoy eating, sleeping, pooping in the middle of roads (preferably in front of large crowds), mounting new friends to test their dominance, and going for runs at parks. I work at home as a house guard. I pimp so hard. I attend the University of Massachusetts Amherst where I am pursuing my bachelor's in every major they have available. See my photos for my travel, study, and extracurricular activities.

My Interests

Right now I'm focusing on enslaving the human race.

I'd like to meet:

People who will pet me. People with food. People with food who will pet me.

Television:

I like to watch TV and pretend I understand English. I don't watch cartoons, but I like live action stuff.

Books:

Ein kleiner Hund wird groß (A Little Dog Grows Big)