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Lucky Jack

thinks he'll get the girl he'll only get the mechanic

About Me

I always said this coppering of boats was fucking nonsense. In course their fucking bottoms rot beneath it, never seen.

My Interests

rocking out, eating food, fucking shit up, keeping it real and blockading Toulon.

I'd like to meet:

the guys from terrorist.

Music:

Top Ten Bands Of All Time:Terrorist....................... ................................ ................................ ................................ ................................ Now that's a motherfuckin' Survey!

Movies:

Kick ASS Movies: Fucking Your Earholes All to Hell, The True Terrorist Story; Master and Commander; I'll Sleep When I'm Dead; Good, Bad, Ugly; Blazing Saddles; Duck Soup; Mitchell; Oldboy; Bubba Ho-Tep; Touch of Evil; Six-String Samurai; Mystery Train; Stranger than Paradise; Jaws; Captain Ron; Heat; Raging Bull; Sleeper; Lebowski; Crimson Tide; Gladiator; Terminator; Evil Dead(s); Masked and Anonymous; Fight Club; Star Wars; The Day the Earth Stood Still; Mars Attacks! Crap Movies Even My Butt Wouldn't Watch: The Hulk; Crash

Television:

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE; Futurama; The Shield; Mr. Show; Simpsons; Family Guy; Oddville---anyone remember that one?; MST3K; Johnny Bravo; Molto Mario(scorpacciata up in here, bitch!); Invader Zim; The Head; Conan; Twin Peaks; Firefly; Metalocalypse; Squidbillies; Cops...yeah, I know, but I like it.

Books:

Master & Commander

Heroes:

Sheriff Bart; Jack Aubrey of His Majesty's Royal Navy; Dr. Eliot Kronula-Haxenfromm; Dr. Stephen Maturin of His Majesty's Royal Navy: Terrorist; 100011101001; comic store guy; Lionel Hutz; Aaron Burr;

My Blog

TERRORIST 7/7 LIVE!!!!!!

Greetings!May I Have Your Attention Please!Thank You.This Message to inform the masses (all six that will read this) That Terrorist, the best band ever, will be playing a show tomorrow night.Once agai...
Posted by Lucky Jack on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:04:00 PST

Welcome to the Internet!

Well, it sure is exciting here. There's just ever so much to do...so many fascinating people. Not sure that I like being reminded that I have "0 Friends," especially by a damned computing machine. An...
Posted by Lucky Jack on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:47:00 PST