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lybinschlagger

fuck you

About Me

I stand aboot 6' tall, 200lbs. Yeah, I can be a total douchebag, but I'm a fun guy most of the time. I love the Red Sox. I am currently employed as a CNA and i am a full time student at the fine community college known as Berkshire community college. My hobbies include video games, not wearing pants, and during the summer, sitting next to the bumble bee nest i have in my front yard, catching them, and putting them on leashes. Haha. Bumblebee pets. Thats pretty much all I do since the majority of my friends left for college and live 2-4 hours away. I prefer being outside as long as the temperature is above my balls being sucked in my stomach degrees Fahrenheit, or nuts in throat degrees Centigrade for everyone not from free country U.S.A. I'm an eagle scout and I love lighting fires and burning shit. I have developed such a high tolerance to first degree burns, that I no longer receive them. I just recelntly learned i can put cigaretts out on my palm and not get burned. I don't smoke. I have ADD and my attention span is shorter than your penis. I'm totally insane but not in the hearing voices sense, but in the i-have-serious-anger-management-problems. I've never had a problem controlling it, but one day some dude will push me over the edge and they will feel the wrath of leibinger. And for the last goddamn time, I am not gay. I don't hate homosexuals, but if one more dude asks me out, I will accept and kill them the moment i see them. My profile says i'm straight. What makes you think i'm lying?

My Interests

how about things that suck. rapists, hangovers, bob sagget, honda elements and scion XBs, golfing, Gwen Stefani, hippies, every show on TLC, fruitcake, Tom Green, Trivial Pursuit, France, Joan Rivers, cottage cheese, Godzilla, dudes that look and dress like chicks when they run, checking those dudes out, realizing its not a chick, inconsiderate people, Rob Schnider, sex and the city, getting struck by lightning, toll booths, John Edward, beer dick, sentences that end in a preposition, sunburn, refolding a map, james carvell, plotless movies, yappy dogs, MTV, VH1, billy fucillo, the macarena, moldy food, the end pieces on a loaf of bread, silent letters, cold toilet seats, warm toilet seats, getting splashed by a dump, saved by the bell, mad TV,saved by the bell, mad TV, converse, pennies, car alarms, mayo, insomnia, egg salad, the watery shit that comes out of the ketchup bottle and ruines everything, Chris Angel, puking up something that isn't a lot of beer, one way streets, CMT, AM radio, the jibblies, and hitting or sitting on my testicles.

I'd like to meet:

a pretty girl who can at least tolerate me.

Music:

classic rock/jazz

Movies:

And shepherds we shall be For the my lord for the. Power hath ascended forth from thy hand, That our feet will swiftly carry out thy command . We shall flow a river forth to the, And taming with souls shall it ever be. Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spititus Sancti.

Books:

books are for fags, queers, gays, and homos. i hate reading. i always have, and i always will. i can read and do it well when i have to. fuck books.