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phelony

Careful! I had a big bowl of bitchy for breakfast

About Me

Contraindicated, potty-mouthed rockstar rebel. Confident, jaded, crass, morbid, silly, rowdy, sarcastic, scary-smart, redneck tomboy HELLbilly who doesn't look or act her age. Fiercely independent and "too nice", but never confuse kindness for weakness.
I love peanut butter & thai food. I've been broken. Have a passion for pit bulls even though one doesn't own me...kittuns & small humans too while we're on the subject. I strive to live freely, have fun, be happy & enjoy the present. I have flaws and fully embrace them.
You'd probably like me, most people do cuz I totally rock balls even if I am a spaz sometimes.
Fairly chill, but usually game when someone declares shenanigans! Don't go out as much as I used to, bit of a computer nerd, honest, fun and NO TIME to waste on grumpy, negative, clueless people and/or those with major issues ~ I got my own shit to deal with kids.
Speaking of kids...I have a grown 20 yr old son , whom I've raised completely on my own (well it DOES take a village yanno). Jory's my best friend and the love of my life ~ he's an amazing person. I'm a very proud momma.

My Interests

MUSIC!!! my health, fibromyalgia, yoga, crosswords, chaos, coloring outside the lines, my krusty kid, freeganism, recycling, repurposing, salvage, reclaimation, cooking, baking, mommying EVERYONE, alt/fetish fashion photography & modeling, fashion/costume design, corsets, hair & makeup, (i make) wigs, falls and dreads, dancing, live shows, gearheads, hotrods, ratrods, muscle cars, cycles, carnival, sideshow, CLOWNS & cirkus stuff, circus contraption, klowning, freakshows, body mods, INK, all things sharp and shiny (blades man blades!), guns, alice in wonderland, theater, flirting, badass boots, buckles, second-hand stores, clearance racks, vintage fashions, shoes, stockings, leather, pvc, latex, travel, roadtrips, the ocean, camping, boating, BBQ's, hangin' w/good friends, indie films, dank pubs, pin-ups, pbr and poker.

Stuff I'm Diggin':
Old Greg

Kelly ~ Text Message Breakup

More Tourettes Guy

I'd like to meet:

Easy-going, kickass people...able to enjoy a PBR as well as a martini kinda folks that share some of the same interests, are generally cool and know how to have a good time. Don't really have the energy to get to know new people these days...hell I don't even have time for the friends I already have, but you can try me. I personally know or at least have met most of the people on my list and that's no bullshit.

If you're looking for a piece of ass, keep surfin'. Yes, I'm rad. No, I don't want to see pictures of your cock.

I don't wish to be messaged by you horny fuckers with no cooth, underage kids, spammers or MARRIED MEN lookin' for some strange. Move along.

Music:

ZEPPELIN!!
revco, the pixies, jack off jill, ludacris, cake, skinny puppy, johnny cash, betty x, tom petty, wolfsheim, gogol bordello, tenacious d, snoop dogg, garbage, sloppy seconds, curtis mayfield, basement jaxx...i have slightly ecclectic taste. =P

Chik-fronted aggro, motown, southern fried and classic rock, 80s music(most all), stompy industrial, dancehall, funk, gangsta, dirty south, bhangra, gypsy, middle eastern, old skool/hardcore punk ~ PFR!, bluegrass, rockabilly, pyschobilly, swing, ska, OLD country & this guy. I love him.

tom waits ~ i don't want to grow up

Movies:

THE DEVIL'S REJECTS!!!
fav directors: rob zombie, joe carnahan, wes anderson, quentin tarantino, luc besson, tim burton, david lynch, bas luhrmann, mira nair, wes craven, kevin smith, george ramirez, etc.

I like stuff we watched as kids...wizard of oz, willy wonka etc, horror/thriller, asian horror, film noir, bollywood flix, movie classics & muscials, comedies, indie films & homemade amateur!!

Television:

SQUIDBILLIES!!!
metalocalypse, la ink, the daily show, the colbert report, snapped, jakers! the adventures of pigglywinks, dirty jobs, body shop, junkyard, trickin' out & home improvement shows (cuz I'm a tomboy like that), diy, food network, decorating shows (cuz i'm a girl like that), IFC, sundance, BBC, adult swim, comedy central & PBS!. cable series like mr. show, weeds, dexter, six feet under, carnivale & deadwood.

so I went from rarely watching tv to becoming a cable junkie whilst recuperating from surgery! *go me*

Books:

CURRENTLY READING: The Five People You Meet in Heaven
i collect inspirational materials like skin two, marquis and O as well as costuming & sewing-related books. anything alice in wonderland ~ especially the dark and creepy stuff. I have a lovely collection of Robert Sabuda pop-ups & vintage readers.

Heroes:

MY SON
my mom, dana!clark, margaret cho, keith moon, tyler durden, johnny cash and santa claus.

My Blog

my life in a nutshell ~ a fibromyalgia explanation of sorts

Reposted - originally posted 10.16.07 I found this and it explains perfectly what I can never seem to describe when you ask. This is my life. This is what it's like to be me right now.  Beli...
Posted by phelony on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:53:00 PST

more about me (extra stuff taken off my profile)

I’m in constant pain man and it sux. Permanently injured after a good rear-ending at a stoplight 4 years ago, my whole life has done a one-eighty in the last 4 yrs.  Living with Fibromyalg...
Posted by phelony on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:36:00 PST

its a boy aka home for halloween!

I got a hot new man in my life...but he’s a truck. It’s the one I’ve been going on about. Now I just need a canopy. Anyone got a 60"x81" fiberglass canopy lying around? Well, le...
Posted by phelony on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST

The Road to Wellville

Things seem to be coming together nicely! Shit I don't want to jinx it, but I've had a REALLY good couple of days...today especially...and even though I'm bored shitless out here in BFE, I've been doi...
Posted by phelony on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:29:00 PST

Lucky

I finally got some pictures from the accident put up in my photos. Munched truck, a few of my minor battle scars (believe me, you don't want to see the surgery site ones). I'm feeling b...
Posted by phelony on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:03:00 PST

Accident Last Wednesday 8.15.07

I just got out of the hospital. Back at the Colorado House and resting now. Major wreck, major surgery, still on the mend and will be for a while. Spent a week at the Harborview Hilton for a...
Posted by phelony on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST

Necrotic Arachnidism Syndrome

Howdy kidz!  I'm on the mend from battling the effects of yet another Hobo Spider bite*. Yep, I said another. Second Hobo bite in 3 years, third poisonous spider bite of my life. Why me? Jus...
Posted by phelony on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 04:01:00 PST

Ole!

Yes, yes ya'll. Life is once again finds me quite fine and dandy this Cinco de Mayo.Princess (my only remaining kitty-baby) and I are now living at the Colorado House in the ever-lovely Genesee/Columb...
Posted by phelony on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:29:00 PST

My Weeble Wobbles Fell Down

I have been REALLY sick with that icky lung infection thing that acts like asthma I get every year and apparently I now have athsma ~ thank you fibromyalgia!  My baby boy kitty Olaf died when I c...
Posted by phelony on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:17:00 PST

Looking for a Pad

Looking for a new place to dwell as soon as possible please.  I have 2 cats and 1 that's MIA at present, all indoor/outdoor (prefer to potty outside), friendly with people and other animals, all ...
Posted by phelony on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:19:00 PST