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Amazonka [powerpuff punk]

Give me a big enough safety pin, and I'll pop the world like a balloon.

About Me

Most people think that nobody reads the 'about me' section... Well, I do, if there's anything written that is. It helps me decide whether I want somebody for a friend or not. I get annoyed when it's empty because it's always just so much easier to simply not add someone, than to add them and have to delete them later on. It's supposed to be a kind of you in a nutshell.
That's why I don't like it all too much when people just paste something. I mean, shit, it must be a real bummer having to copy/paste stuff into the section that's supposed to be about you. But hey... each to his/her own, eh? Anyways...

Likes: loud music. being smart. animals (especially turtles and tortoises). riding the bus while listening to loud music. trying to understand the world by way of trying to understand how people make it up in their heads. philosophy of science. Camus' "Stranger". pop punk. fat women with broad smiles. body modification. using full stops in stead of commas. because it adds a sort of 'dramatic effect' to the text. spinach (seriously, I wouldn't mind eating spinach for the rest of my life). being a nerd. anthropology. making fun of authority. especially priests. beer. pelinkovac. getting really, really pissed and dancing all night. being the center of attention. forums. grammar policing. beer-hangovers but before the headache kicks in. the smell of spring while it's still winter. turkish coffee strong enough to eat through the furniture and cause miscarriages. PRINCES KROFNE! sumo wrestlers. being a vegetarian. Edward Norton. words like: moor, hollow and sieve. mosh pits. fart jokes. communist dictators. the sound a cigarette makes when thrown into a body of water. doggiestyle. the sea. vanilla incense. being looked up to. explaining things. candlelight. voodoo dolls. the relief after waking up from a fucked up dream. chainsmoking. sneezing. manic laughter. kitten huffing.

Dislikes: sandals. christians. the government. anti-globalists who refuse to acknowledge that the anti-globalist movement is a form of globalization in and of itself. "The Little Prince". traditional instruments. tradition. kad ljudi koriste 'w' umesto 'v'. people who think they know stuff about tradition. people who pompously throw around words like 'identity', 'heritage' and 'national'. nationalists and other similar idiots. talking on the phone. being too old or too young for shit. people with idols. bonus tracks that last for 15 minutes when most of it's just silence. metal. smoking weed. being sick. blue contacts being worn by people with dark eyes and dyed blonde hair. tool. having to draw diagrams of simple concepts such as "you suck". the way my voice sounds over a microphone. high school. girls with more extracurricular activities than brains (all those horrid ballet lessons, french classes, volleyball practices and similar shit that just highlights how stupid they are). bad grammar and spelling. tomatoes. i really fucking hate tomatoes. the way that non-vegetarians always seem to feel threatened around vegetarians. live albums. responsibility. being broke. the Smiths and depeche mode.

Hobbies: staring at the walls. reading graffiti. watching thunderstorms. making fun of Vojislav Koshtunica. writing. hair care. chaos theory. listening intently to what people are saying.

My Interests

punk rock, anthropology, science in general, chinchillas, senseless acts of love, anihilation of nationalist mythology and demistifycation of the structures of power

I'd like to meet:

Fidel Castro, Claude Levi-Strauss, Chuck Palahniuk, Terry Pratchett

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

punk, ska, hc... Sedition, disaffect, Scatha, screeching weasel, even in blackouts, gogol bordello, rancid, nofx, the descendents, good riddance, conflict, crass, oi polloi, dead kennedys, the specials, the selecter, the slackers, uk subs, the buzzcocks, detestation, sunday morning einsteins, the adicts, hladno pivo, common rider, operation ivy, ramones, atheist rap, bad religion, social distortion, frenzal rhomb, RKL, propagandhi, the bouncing souls, madness, stiff little fingers, flogging molly, the Epoxies, the misfits, ekkaia, los fastidios, dazhd, red union, subhumans, fak of bolan, prljavi dripci, Patti Smith, bomb the music industry!, The Mister T experience, the Dresden dolls, nomeansno

Movies:

Fight Club, anything by Tim Burton, A Clockwork Orange, the People vs. Larry Flint, Pirates of the Carribean, What's Eating Gilbert Grape and anything else that has Johnny Depp and/or Edward Norton in it.

Television:

should be abolished.

Books:

J.R.R. Tolkien, Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, Miljenko Jergovicj, Terry Pratchett, J.D. Salinger, Jorge Luis Borges, Mary Douglas, Albert Camus, Douglas Coupland, Roger Zelazny, Michael Ende, Virgil, Homer, Euripides...

Heroes:

sir Edward Evan Evans-Pritchard, Paul Feyerabend, Schrödinger’s cat, Pavlov's dog and Maxwell's demon

My Blog

Mudros' dana by: Amazonka

Ljudi su bash bash fuj.Zapravo.I meni ih je dosta.Jer su glupi i sujetni i neobrazovani i dosadni.I jer ja, kako god okrenesh, ne umem s ljudima. ...
Posted by Amazonka [Professor of Virtual Anthropology] on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:22:00 PST

Za sluchaj da niste znali...

...ne love lavovi nego LAVICE. ...
Posted by Amazonka [Professor of Virtual Anthropology] on Sun, 27 May 2007 01:40:00 PST

Amazonkino reshenje za status Kosova

Buducji da su izgledi za mirno razreshenje situacije na Kosmetu, kako stvari stoje, mrshavi, predlazhem radikalno reshenje, koje bi zapravo, odgovaralo obema stranama.Vishe od autonomije manje od neza...
Posted by Amazonka [Professor of Virtual Anthropology] on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:29:00 PST

WWW. - Imate prijatelje

Hvala Miroslavi za skriptu za materijalnu SCG.Hvala americhkoj vojsci za Internet.Hvala nebesima za Petnicu.Da.Mi Petnichari se uvek drzhimo zajedno.Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!. ..
Posted by Amazonka [Professor of Virtual Anthropology] on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:58:00 PST

Misli globalno, udri lokalno

Opet sam popizdela.Zapravo, chini mi se da popizhdjenost polako postaje moje normalno stanje duha.Chini mi se da sam usijani bes rafinirala do umetnosti, pogotovo kad se radi o nerviranju oko politike...
Posted by Amazonka [Professor of Virtual Anthropology] on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:54:00 PST

Amazonkin bukvar socijalnog blagostanja

Aa - kao ateizamBb - kao  besklasno drushtvo Vv - kao vegetarijanstvoGg - kao globalizacija bez monopolizacijeDd - kao dekriminalizacijaDJdj - kao djuvech... njamEe - kao ekoloshka svestZHzh - ka...
Posted by Amazonka [Professor of Virtual Anthropology] on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:02:00 PST

Postmoderna (kao imenica a ne kao pridev)

Najvecji rispekt na svetu za Mariju Sherifovicj.Istina, nisam josh uvek chula pobednichku numeru, ali svako ko izgleda kao ona, a pride je Romkinja i lezbijka (i izashla u majici Ramones-a na binu na ...
Posted by Amazonka [Professor of Virtual Anthropology] on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

Strah! Vatra! Dushmani!

Vooooja i Toooma,to su srca dva,ljubili se grlili sve do......pa sigurno pola 4 jutros.Nije da nisam na sva zvona objavljivala da je Voja dupelizac i fashista koji bi dao levo jaje za josh malo kontro...
Posted by Amazonka [Professor of Virtual Anthropology] on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:39:00 PST

Outta my mind

My life is turning into a pathetic Hallmark B movie.And I don't know what to do.And this thime it's really out of my hands.It's the past that's catching up, and the future that's uncertain.'cept for o...
Posted by Amazonka [Professor of Virtual Anthropology] on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

The feeding of the 10.000

Yup, the title is a CRASS pun.Up until this minute my blog has been viewed the grand total of 10.067 times.That's a huge number. Not bad for 7 months of anger-fueled rants about politics and such.And ...
Posted by Amazonka [Professor of Virtual Anthropology] on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST