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About Me

I steal other peoples blogs and pass them off as my own. .... HEY peepz! lol. my name is Jillian Whittaker. I rly just rather perfer if you'd call me JILL tho. i gots the skills to pay the biiiillz in case ya didn't notice. i like to cheerlead, shop, hang w/ my bests, go to parties, and mani/pedis. a lot of people don't like me because they think i'm shallow, but why do i care what they think of me? but please know this: if you mess with me i will take.you.down. got it? good. i'm actually a very nice person but i'm feircely loyal to my friends, so sometimes when people get on my bad side i become kinda a bitch. i also love go to carnivals and the beach!!.. .... ..

My Interests

Not buying groceries, Not washing my clothes, Not cleaning my room, Not paying any bills, Putting 5 dollars of gas in my car, Cleaning toilet seats before sitting on them, Going to work at 5:00 PM, Buying chips and coke, Using my artist card to buy chips and coke, Wondering why all the earpieces on pay phones in L.A. are stabbed, Not throwing away anything at all, My NBC V.I.P wrist pass, Complaining, Girls with short black hair, Falling in love with pretend girls named Claire, Paria and Katie, Music, Film, Knife Fights, Parker Posey, Conan O'Brien, death metal song titles, the texas chainsaw massacre camera noise, oprah, olsen twins, shakira jeans, the snare drum on the new metallica record

I'd like to meet:

..Zanzabar 2

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Movies:

city of god, amorres perros, y tu morgan tambien, pi, the morgan tennenbaums, morgan poppins, crumb, waking morg, eraserhead, morganand drive, dog day afternoon, tape, the kid stays in the morgan, dr. morganlove, roger dodger, ghost busters, matchstick men, morgania, boogie nights

Heroes:

Felice for not only being a genius.. But also because she somehow ended up on the Killers album cover.Hottest in the world ever Part 1 and 2. Christmas Holiday Season. Uh hu.

My Blog

Tops 8s

Number 1NameJessiewhat do they do for a livingLooks pretty and demands everything from her poor mother and father.eaten pizza with them beforePizza Pizza w. hot saucefunniest thing you've seen them do...
Posted by Shawn on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:15:00 PST

t 4 2

25 questions Body: 25 Questions You'd Never Think to Ask. 1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? my dashing rotund face. 2. How much cash do you have on yoo? ...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:34:00 PST

1 Blog I didn't steal

F I R S T S: -First job: Bragg Creek Village Market -First funeral: My mothers cousin, who was savagely murdered by a renegade Equadorian secret service. He was thrown off a 40 foot cliff and lef...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pantera

Once upon a time I was sleeping in my bed and roommate woke me up and said I had to go downstairs with him. I went downstairs to the bar that I lived on top of and Dimebag Darrell was drinking with h...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

..............anyways

..............anyways I cant believe people actually read these things. I noticed that some people have actually viewd my blog....wow, Im a celebrity now. I wonder if people I know read it, or p...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

boooorrrrreeeeeeedddd

so its the middle of the night..technically saturday..and im bored..so im actually writing a blog on myspace..everett warned me that this stupid site was addictive and he wasnt lying...im telling dan ...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gum

Gum. if you ever need to split gum in half...i mean, not those shitty tear splits and uneven sizes....split the word or name right down the middle. Big----riiip---Red.Winterip---fresh. Juicy--rip-...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ava Gardner left out the garbage and now her house is filled with little black flies.

Ava Gardner left out the garbage and now her house is filled with little black flies. I have decided to frequent this thing as a page to calm my aggitated fingers which constantly itch to write ab...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST