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About Me

Alright, so it's been a while since I've updated my Myspace.com profile, I see. I've let adbots and snaggled-toothed habberdashers take over. Lol.Well, let's just get this first thing outta the way. I'mma huge dork. I went to school for broadcast journalism, but have since come to discover that my passion is in designing the news graphics. I'm looking into programs now to get into that. Back in Raleigh, N.C., where I am from, there's a local ABC affiliate that I effing TOTALLY love. ABC 11's graphics are SO dramatic and high energy! This is all I could find online, and there's no real graphics here, but the dude's voice sounds like the fuckin' devil. It's so funny how dramatic all of their other stuff is, which I also love ---And here's their competition at the CBS affiliate in Raleigh, WRAL. They're not as dramatic, but their graphics kick ass:And yes, all of the above should confirm my status as supreme dork. Lol.Well, let's see... other than sitting at the largest chair at the council of dorks meetings, I um, enjoy witty banter, jovial fraternization, and uh, walks on the beach? Hell, I dunno. Lol.Just starting life for the first time alone. It's actually quite an exciting step to be in a city without any family or close friends. It is what I make of it --- and with a new job on the horizon, a beautiful new apartment and with the support of my friends and family back home, I know it'll be something great. Yay to the Yay to the Yay! Um, enjoy this Ms. Slater comment:I guess I'm on a mission to Mars now:Oh yeah, and Judge Judy is my idol!

My Interests

Your Political Profile

Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

I'd like to meet:

A magic genie who could grant an unlimited amount of my onerous demands... like smiting the stupid and firing hot quarters at the homeless. Sure, they'll think they're getting money... but watch as their tiny fingers get burned. Hey, it's how I get mah kicks. ;-)Oh yeah, and I suppose I would like to meet Clinton or something... width="425" height="350" .."Those shoes are MINE, BETCH!".. width="425" height="350" ..BUT HOW DO YOU USE IT?!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Okay, I will be the FIRST to say that I will forever love Britney Spears (pre-K'fed) -- here's my favorite Britney mix:But lovin' stuff like this too:

Movies:

Meryl Streep is my favorite actress ever --- here are a few clips I enjoy:and from one of my favorite movies, Death Becomes Her:

Television:

FUCKING LOVE STEVEN COLBERT:

Books:

Get your layout at Spaceboos
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

My Blog

This and that, and uhhhh...

Sooo... it's been a LONGASS time since I actually blogged on here'ra. I just basically wanted to spout and/or vent about something that's been troubling me lately. It's called "fair weathe...
Posted by theCRAIGFORD" on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

See what lies beneath! Tawdry Tales? Salacious stories? Who knows?!

01. Your name plus "y" ? -Craigy02. Two feelings at the moment?Lethargic and content.03. What are you listening to right now?"Fly Again" (Scumfrog Radio Remix) by Kristine W at my desk.04. A part of a...
Posted by theCRAIGFORD" on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:58:00 PST

Who has a case of the Mon-daze?!

Okay, you got me... it's MEEEE! Here, it's raining, foggy and just generally a bad weather day. I would much rather be in my bed with the down comforter wrapped around me than here in the ...
Posted by theCRAIGFORD" on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:30:00 PST

...these are the days of our lives...

Get how today's journal subject is all clever 'n' all... since it's from that soap opera intro? See, that's why it's funny. Moving right along... So, it's been quite a long time since my ...
Posted by theCRAIGFORD" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my real blog

view my real journal at: http://www.livejournal.com/users/thecraigford
Posted by theCRAIGFORD" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TAKE THIS TEST

If I don't know you (in real life), then this is probably not a test for you to take. :-) 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? ...
Posted by theCRAIGFORD" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

G-105 re-visited

Beebop, shoo-wop... Only hours after, I am glowing after my 2nd G105 thing. It went really well. Next Friday, Christmas Eve, I've been invited to be on again from 6-10am. Wish me well. Next...
Posted by theCRAIGFORD" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

G-105: After the fact

Okie doke... it's after the fact now. I think the G-105 thing went off really well!! Lots of my friends heard me and said I sounded great. Plus, the station re-aired my segment the following mo...
Posted by theCRAIGFORD" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

G-105 (the day before)

Okie doke... it's the day before my big radio debut. I'm a wee bit nervous. I have a script written out for me, and I think it's funny as hewl, but I hope my delivery of that script will make li...
Posted by theCRAIGFORD" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When PORN stars attack...

Wow, ok, so... today at work (Adam & Eve), Holly Hollywood and Alexandra Silk stopped by for this, that and some of the other. Methought my gay body was to be ravaged by women gone wild! Dear! :-)
Posted by theCRAIGFORD" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST