Mark profile picture

Mark

Hamsters have taken over my town!!

About Me

I have one more eye than Cyclops and one less heart than Doctor Who!! I think spider squashers should be severely reprimanded as flies spoil each and every summer. Pick on someone your own size!! I believe in love, loyalty and paperclips! Someone once told me that tomatoes are evil, and I believe them, which says a lot about me. I think people should look up at the sky more. I also believe if you're caught in a thunder storm and you try to escape without getting wet, you always fail, so why not just accept a drenching and stop worrying - you might even relax and enjoy the experience! I also believe wagonwheels are getting smaller as the universe gets bigger. And answer me this question, if there were no life in the universe would it even exist?! And why are there no kangaroo and chive flavoured crisps - I'd eat them!! Oh, and my pulse is 60 beats per minute.Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0

My Interests

Beaches, rivers, caves, the universe, lateral thinking, walks, movies, football. music, dreaming

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with an open mind and an honest heart.

Music:

Cocteau Twins, Garbage, Sex Pistols, Specials, Buzzcocks, Waterboys, Doors, REM , Joy Division, Smiths, Bunnymen, Icicle Works, Proof, Stone Roses, Kings of Leon, Oasis, Kasabian, Babyshambles, Killers, Ian Brown, Magic Numbers, Snow Patrol, Libertines, Bloc Party, Elbow, Doves, Bowie, Kate Bush, Radiohead, Chameleons, The Fall, PJ Harvey (and Mulligan and O'Hare obviously).

Movies:

So many. Clockwork Orange, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Shawshank Redemption, It's A Wonderful Life, Goodfellas, Alien, Kes, Life of Brian, Lost in Translation, City of God, Green Mile, Life is Sweet, Wizard of Oz, Once Upon A Time in America, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Edward Scissorhands, Harold and Maude, Billy Liar, Blue Velvet, My Life as a Dog, Amelie, Hammer Horrors, The Usual Suspects, Jason and the Argonauts, Mystic River, Unforgiven, Don't Look Now, Men in Black, Seven, Fight Club, Raging Bull, Godfather, Enter the Dragon, The Exorcist, Pinnochio, Rocky Horror Show, Young Frankenstein, Withnail and I, Hero, and hundreds more.

Television:

All sorts. The Mighty Boosh, Comic Strip Presents, Reeves and Mortimer, Bottom, Tommy Cooper, Father Ted, Red Dwarf, Morse, Shameless, Spiderman, Bagpuss, Bananaman, Sopranos, Six Foot Under, CSI, ER, Q Series, Michael Palin, David Attenborough, Monkey, Scooby Doo, X Files, Cracker, and Fingerbobs (I like to fly and spread my wings...).

Books:

Heart of Darkness ,Wuthering Heights, Clockwork Orange, A Christmas Carol, Testament of Youth, Jude the Obscure, Catcher in the Rye, Schindler's Ark, Wasp Factory, Shakespeare, Picture of Dorian Gray, Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Jonathon Livingston Seagull, The Jungle Book, 1984, King and Herbert.

Heroes:

Spiderman, Kate Bush, Van Gogh, Peter Kay, Spike Milligan, Bagpuss.

My Blog

Asteroid

  "Asteroid" Blurb from my 2nd book (childrens books). The dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid. Now it's Mankind's turn...As death rains down on the world, the human race faces total annihil...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:24:00 PST

Return of the English Superhero

  "Return of the English Superhero" This is a sample chapter from the sequel to, An English Superhero. Bobby is the English Superhero, though he doesn't appear in this chapter, but his two best ...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

An English Superhero

"An English Superhero" This is a sample chapter from my book. Kat and Teabag are Bobby's best friends (Bobby is the English Superhero). Chapter 13 - Morath the Demon Life settled down to some kind of...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:19:00 PST