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About Me

I LOVE MY FREAKIN RED SOX!!!!! YAYYYY WINDOW TIME!!!!!

My name is Absolutely Great. Yes, that's the name on my birth certificate. Yeah. I'm a guitar. Yes. Okay, maybe I lied about my name. I'm just the guitar that John holds all the time. The one that cries out his tunes. The one who feels his emotions through the sound. I'm the only one who can let you understand how he feels about life. Look into my pickups, then close your eyes, and let him take you away to a new world.

I'm happy that I'm here.

And I'm never leaving.

- Strat.

My Interests

In general, I'm a guitar. But in a detailed view of my life, I'm a sophisticated piece of equipment that can change your life.

I'd like to meet:

All my wonder fans here :-)

Music:

Mayer Music. Yes. Mayer Music. Who cares about first names?

Movies:

Dark Knight. I'm living in Gotham right now... yeah someone stole my car and painted it clown colors. Freakin' bastard.

Television:

... seriously can someone tell me what the heck is television? Is that how you spell it?

Books:

I can't read. But I can read your mind :-)

Heroes:

The flying V. Lenny.

My Blog

New JMS Contest

Okay I have an open contest, since this one involves other resources that may not be available to you.So here it is.As you know, I’m a big red sox fan. Wait, let me restate that.... I’M A ...
Posted by JM Strat... GO SOX! on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:25:00 PST

So I’ve heard...

So I've heard that you're all wanting to know what's up with me, how I'm doing, and so on. First question:What's up: Nothing much here, you?How are you doing? Good, you?Anything new ...
Posted by JM Strat... GO SOX! on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:57:00 PST

The day my heart cracked in half

Well it's the end of it all. Yes, John gave up on the music business and wants to become a master puppeteer for one of those children's shows in the Disney Channel.Well not really. I lied....
Posted by JM Strat... GO SOX! on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

ATTENTION!!! VIRUS AND HACKER INFO!!! PLEASE READ FOR STRAT SAKE!

Hello fellow friends and benefactors, Recently I have noticed a large increase in hacker and virus activities in myspace. Please if you have seen any comment, messages, or myspaces that contains...
Posted by JM Strat... GO SOX! on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:10:00 PST

sorry for not answering

hey everyone,long time no talk. okay to clarify with rumors... 1) i did not die2) i did not get replaced by John3) no John (as a New Yorkian) did not donate me to the Red Sox to be p...
Posted by JM Strat... GO SOX! on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:06:00 PST

Whew... Calmed down a little

Hey everyone,As you all know, the Boston Red Sox are the 2007 MLB World Series Champions! For those who are concerned with my health and well-being, I did not fall out a window, only stumbled wh...
Posted by JM Strat... GO SOX! on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:47:00 PST

RED SOX and SPAM UPDATE

Red Sox: Plain and simple. If you don't know what's up, then you need to watch the news like ESPN stuff. If you know what's up, wear your birthday suit too. Spam: The past few ...
Posted by JM Strat... GO SOX! on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:20:00 PST

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT: GAME 1 OF WS!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Tonight is one of baseball's greatest events, where the finest and most skilled baseball players in the world compete for the one and only World Series trophy. That trophy ...
Posted by JM Strat... GO SOX! on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:10:00 PST

ATTENTION ALL JOHN MAYER STRATOCASTER FANS

Hello my fellow Americans,As a representative of John Mayer's Stratocaster (JMS) and the caretaker of his/her life, I would like to inform you all that JMS would not be available tonight. Many of you ...
Posted by JM Strat... GO SOX! on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:02:00 PST

I’ve Been Violated!!!

Okay breaking news... other than I'm in London already... sorry for not telling you guys anything... I'VE BEEN CHAIN LETTERED VIOLATED AGAIN!!!! I feel soo... deprived from my innocence... what ...
Posted by JM Strat... GO SOX! on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:36:00 PST