The Horror of Cornhole Cove

About Me

SYNOPSIS - feature length When an Internet based appendage enlargement company expands into alchemy and advanced genetics, two idiots, a dog, a private investigator and an Italian chicken stand before them and the spiritual freedom of the entire human race.Join our heroes, contraband mules AJ and Trev, as another routine drop degenerates into a bizarre depravity fueled adventure. With the help of their trusty hound, the streetsmart knuckleman and kung fu master attempt to hold back the mindless hordes of alchemist slaves.Feel the heat as two kung fu styles collide, learn the innovative brilliance of a skilled bushman, marvel at the splendor of an ancient god, wince as you experience the torment of The Horror of Cornhole Cove.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Those who think they might survive - The wang-dangling corn-spouting alchemist army from the unholy cavern of Poolulu.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Wes Craven Award for Creative Excellence SSHFF 07

Winner, Wes Craven Award for Creative Excellence at the 2007 Schoharie Scary Horror Film Fest.
Posted by The Horror of Cornhole Cove on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:51:00 PST

Schoharie Scary Horror Film Fest Oct 27th

World premiere at Schoharie Scary Horror Film Fest Oct 27th 2007 --> --> Are you fed up with clichés? Are you using modern horror as a cure for sleep a disorder? Are you running about town claimin...
Posted by The Horror of Cornhole Cove on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:24:00 PST

DVD Resurrections Review

My favourite lines..."...for the rest of your life this film will somehow end up scaring you...""...I thought I seen it all on film..."Read it all here...http://www.dvdresurrections.com/MovieReview_Ho...
Posted by The Horror of Cornhole Cove on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST

Digital Retribution Review

My favourite bit..."...It is without doubt the best movie with fishy phalluses, kooky kung fu, rectal focused acronyms, penile enlargement gone awry, giant sphincters, ass alchemists, blood diamonds...
Posted by The Horror of Cornhole Cove on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:59:00 PST

FEAR WHAT'S DOWN UNDER!!!

Are you sick of lightweight independent films striving for awards and studio recognition? Are you sick of computer-generated monsters that aren't half as scary as the villain you left in the ba...
Posted by The Horror of Cornhole Cove on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST