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Awkwardly Handsome Johnny

So...who are you going to buy today????

About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Gangsta elmo

I like to drink!!!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Sesame Street gang, Dax Riggs, Peter Griffin, Lewis Black, The Thunder Cats, Drain STH, The Care Bears, Keira Knightley, A mouse that talks, Keeley Hazell, and YOU! I would like to meet you. Why the fuck not?

Music:


Heroes:

Myself, Cheetos, and Clifford The Big Red Dog.SquidbilliesFamily Guy ..Robot ChickenAqua Teen Hunger ForceHarvey BirdmanSquidbilliesMoral OrelRobot ChickenRobot ChickenRobot Chicken

My Blog

I think you should read this, its important to me that you do.

1. Who was the last person to touch your butt?Me, I had to wipe my ass. 2. Last awkward moment?Telling my friend, (while drunk) this girl he brought with him was fuckin bangin! Started getting into de...
Posted by Awkwardly Handsome Johnny on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:56:00 PST

Morbid Shit

Here it is sick people! {1} Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?No, cause if you're gonna disposs of a body it wouldn't be on the side of ...
Posted by Awkwardly Handsome Johnny on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:52:00 PST

Catapult

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Posted by Awkwardly Handsome Johnny on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:18:00 PST

August.....That's mine

pick your birthday month and read it,then repost with whatever you are.JANUARY = SLUTFun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you.You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and t...
Posted by Awkwardly Handsome Johnny on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:10:00 PST

Drunk Survey

Drunk Survey1. Have you ever been drunk? 2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? 4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? 5. Have you ever been...
Posted by Awkwardly Handsome Johnny on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:11:00 PST

Jokes or just funny shit! I can't sleep....

..>     I'm looking for a good laugh, something anything, it doesn't really matter. It's one of those nights you just can't sleep. No matter how hard you try or what you might take to...
Posted by Awkwardly Handsome Johnny on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:10:00 PST