About Me
--Jasonianrevolutionreadme.exe
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I spend a lot of my time with my friends. But at my age, you'd have to be a hermit not too. I live in Layton now. It's aight. I can assume that I'm pretty easy-going, I don't overreact in most situations, and I don't over-analyze. I find it impossible to hold a grudge. So if you happen to make me mad, don't lose too much sleep over it because I won't remember to be mean to you...even if you remember to hate me.
My favorite color is yellow, but in the color-coded personality test I'm white. Explain that. It's true, everytime I've taken the stupid test, I'm almost full-blooded white with some yellow sprinkled in there. 96% white, 4% yellow. I know yellow people only like to have fun. White people don't like to fight. So I guess chromatically I have a slightly cream/eggshell colored personality.
I love rice pudding, I'm a convert to the rice pudding. Jessica Baker was the preacher and I heeded the call. Now I can't get enough of it. I also enjoy pickles, milk, and, of course beer.
My dream job would have to be that one guy in all the heist movies that just sits back on the computer and coins the funny lines like "I'm just gonna take that video feed and....BLAM you can't see shit...bitch". And then he laughs at his own jokes, and his co-heisters can't stand him, but they couldn't make anything work without him. Wanna be that guy SO damn bad.
I've never dyed my hair or anything. Hence my hair is silky smooth.
I love plain white shirts because I can draw on them. And no one has your shirt so you're never ever embarassed at the store or the coffee shop or where ever. Even though if someone happened to be wearing the same shirt as me I'd probably just walk up to them and say something cute like "hey" then I would say something even cuter like "you and me...we have the same shirt". Then if it was a girl, we'd start taking advantage of each other, and if it was a guy he'd offer me drugs and I would say no.
I was raised LDS, but I've never been able to come to terms with the whole RELIGION thing....YES I believe in God but I don't believe he created us so he can lay back and have us grovel at his feet our entire lives. He loves us, yes, so why do we have to dedicate our lives to learn why? God-fearing, what a terrible phrase! I refuse to live my life fearing damnation from above!
Me and my chum Zewski are a two-piece band called Molten Skin . We write songs ranging from Acid Jazz to Metal and everything in between, but mostly we just mess around. I play the Guitar, the Bass Guitar, the Piano, Synthesizer, Computer Drums, Mandolin, Ukelele, and just whatever I can get my hands on and so does Zewski so we mix well. I daresay some of our songs are turning out nice, which is encouraging even though we don't plan on taking it any bigger than Zewski's room (our amazing recording studio). If anyone wants a listen we have an account here....
I used to skateboard, but my ankles decided against me and I had to pretty much give it up, which sucks because our video Uber Squared is still in production, so I had to end my skateboarding part in that early. Uber Squared should've been out and ready for you guys to watch sometime in January, but we're lazy.
I love people who are easy to talk to, I love people you can learn from, people who know how to make you feel better, people who love to make your life easier. People like Allison Frank (if you don't know her you should). I hate people who hold things over your head. I love being free and independent so I have a hard time paying bills, answering to bosses,and going to jail...(4 times now). I always give cops attitude and I have no idea why so I usually end up with the ticket. Probably because they have more authority than me and they like to hold it over my head.
I believe very strongly that "the elderly" should be tested frequently to see if they can drive. I've had too many bad experiences with old people who nearly killed everyone within a half-mile radius of them and their Cadillac.
I am going to live in Italy as soon as possible and no one can convince me otherwise.
I'm always reading something, yep...love to read. Didn't used to and ironically, I had to have the book thrown at me to begin reading...there's nothing else to do in jail...but I have read a shload of books. Favorites including: Anything by Dan Brown, Chuck Palahniuk, or John Grisham, uuuh Naked by David Sedaris, ROALD DAHL is the man. 1984 and Animal Farm by Orson Wells.
I don't think I'm a bad kid, but apparently the government does. I have a very long juvenile record, but I'm all clean....ish now.
I hate LOL and JK and GTFO and ROFLMAO and BRB and G2G and STFU and OMG and enchiladas.
I love Avocados...way too much. I'll eat them all day. When I lived in Long Beach, we had an avocado tree. That may attribute to my obsession.
I have a MORTAL fear of the animal Carcharodon Carcharias a.k.a. The Great White Shark. Seriously, I have the WORST nightmares with these little bastards swimming around and the ways I die in my dreams get worse and worse everytime.
Needless to say, I don't get a lot of sleep.
My shirts aren't even hung up right now and I'm not going to hang them up because I'm a frog.
I won the spelling bee in 4th grade which obviously means I'm smart and shit. Winning the spelling bee gave me one thing and one thing only. I have developed a habit of correcting peoples' spelling constantly. Whether I show it or not, I am...just believe me.
Speaking of habits, I notice everything wrong in movies. And when I do, I have to rewind it and show everybody I'm watching it with. Everyone hates me for it and I hate that they hate me for it. They just want to watch the movie, and I want to notice what's wrong with it. They think it's annoying, I think it's beautiful. SO, when I make a movie, there will be nothing wrong with it because I will puke if there is.
Anyways, that's me, like it or not.
Thanks for reading.
I enjoy humor, as odd as that may seem.
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