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Krinchenzo

I have to slow things down with Cindy, because what would Diane say if Sheila found out about Tami?

About Me

What you see is what you get...unless you lack true vision. I'm easy like Sunday mornin', but don't call before 10. I'll make you laugh (check out DOUGANDDOUG.COM for proof of this statement), I'll make you think, I'll make you BBQ chicken, just don't be a dickhead or I'll slash your tires...but in a loving way.

My Interests

Unbroadcast opinion of government and media, the history of human tendencies....movie trailers, comedy, the beach - especially the power and majesty of the tides. And finding out what makes people tick and do what they do.

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin, Gregg Allman, B.B King, Jim Rice, Marilyn Monroe, anyone who gets me and can laugh in the face of adversity, someone who has turned a mole-hill into a mountain, someone who "takes the cake", or anyone whose nickname is "Hydro".

Music:

Albertr King, Albert Collins, Walter "Wolfman" Washington, King Curtis, B.B King, Bobby "Blue" Band, The Allman Brothers band, Ambulance L.T.D, Buddy Guy, Wilco, Jupiter Coyote, The White Stripes, Paul Anka, Wilson Pickett, Vinyl, The Black Keys, Morris Day and The Time, Blur, Cokenail, The Marshall Tucker Band, Julian Cope, James Blunt...anything that doesn't pound a techno drum into my head.

Movies:

The Blues Brothers, Midnight Run, Airplane 2, Stir Crazy, The Deer Hunter, Same Time Next Year, Forrest Gump, The Cannonball Run, 3 O'clock High, And The Band Played On, Rear Window, Rocky I, Rocky II, Stripes, Groundhog Day, Risky Business, Crimson Tide, Outbreak, Seems Like Old Times, His Girl Friday, When Harry Met Sally, Raising Arizona, Big....so many... but overall, something that can make me laugh or cry, or both.

Television:

Da Ali G Show, The Family guy, P.T.I, Real Time w/Bill Maher, The Sureal Life, Any Lifetime original movie with a message, The Twilight Zone (the old ones), Taxi - and many other Nick at nite shows, and thanks to my college girlfriend I will check in on my friends in Salem to see how the Days of Our Lives are progressing...oh and the Fox news channel - so I can keep up on my Americana propaganda...and of course the latest show that's sweeping the internet on comedy.com/beta...."Doug & Doug's Fantasy Rules!"

Books:

I'm a writer....therefore I do not read much...even though I really should...but I was a "Book-ie" in college, so I hope that counts for something.

Heroes:

Heroes is an overused word these days...but I always had a soft spot for the Green Lantern. Aside from him, anyone that has the courage to chase their dreams even when others say you shouldn't, is a true hero - But overall I believe that true hero's come from within.

My Blog

KRINTZMANS KORNER 4/17/08

Hola all! To answer the most recently sent question - "Yes, fuck taxes." Let's get right to it.There are 2 words that come to mind as Spring warms the air, and politics and violence blaze across my ...
Posted by Krinchenzo on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

KRINTZMANS KORNER 3/11/08

You may have noticed I took February off....why? Fuck February. Get 30 or 31 days like a normal month. The leap year thing is cute, but it's not enough to get my support. Speaking of support - let...
Posted by Krinchenzo on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:27:00 PST

KRINTZMANS KORNER 1/16/08

Greetings my good people.I hope this mid-January time finds you warm, healthy, and not in prison.Well, I keep getting asked...peppered....hounded about this presidential race "Who are you voting for K...
Posted by Krinchenzo on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:35:00 PST

KRINTZMAN’S KORNER 12/19

Happy Holiday's to all. I however am not happy right now. So let's get right to it. "Why are you not happy, Krinchenzo?" "What's wrong Krinchenzo?" "Why are you talking for us Krinchenzo?" "Cut t...
Posted by Krinchenzo on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:56:00 PST

KRINTZMAN’S KORNER 11/24

Yeah, it's been a while since we've been in "The Korner" - but what else is new, right? I get your requests for what to write, and hear your complaints that I don't write enough. It's not that I ign...
Posted by Krinchenzo on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:41:00 PST

KRINTZMANS KORNER 10/13

Happy Fall to all! Adious Summer, good to see ya. It's times like this where I miss living back east....where the Red Sox are in the playoffs, the leaves are the color of a payote induced psychadeli...
Posted by Krinchenzo on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:35:00 PST

KRINTZMANS KORNER 9/19

No fancy intros, no bells and whistles, no bullshit....we're cutting to the chase this time in the Korner.Percy Rodriguez died. Let me repeat...Percy Rodriguez died. "Who the hell is Percy Rodgrigue...
Posted by Krinchenzo on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:19:00 PST

KRINTZMAN’S KORNER 8/3

As the bright nights of July give way to the dog days of August, and the concept of fall hovers like a magical Frisbee in the distant glow of freedom, I've come to a conclusion that may shock everyone...
Posted by Krinchenzo on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:26:00 PST

KRINTZMAN'S KORNER 7/17

Before I get into today's topic I have a request.Can we stop flying fighter jets over stadiums at the end of the National Anthem? In the new age of "single cell" terror, these jets are about as usele...
Posted by Krinchenzo on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:24:00 PST

KRINTZMAN'S KORNER 6/4

Thank you to all for your kind birthday wishes....I'm now a year older, and a few seconds into a tasty bottle of Boonesfarm wine.May has come and gone since last we spoke...Cinco De Mayo was great. I...
Posted by Krinchenzo on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:12:00 PST