David

About Me

My close friends would call me trustworthy, punctual and rarely in violation of their restraining orders. I choose my words carefully, but frequently write my inappropriate thoughts down almost uncontrollably- like a semi-literate militia leader who makes his own bathtub methamphetamines. Don't look at me like that. We've all been there.

I Miss Phil and Chris!

My Interests

Music, Movies, Travel, Reading, Writing, Graphic Design, Gym, Concerts, Random Beatings, Hockey, Stand-Up Comedy, People Who Cremate Housepets.

I'd like to meet:

If I had an ideal match, I'd be Shallow Hal, an extension cord or a fruitfly. Equal opportunity dater/friend/person-based intensions. Please be funny. Please base your politics around common sense. Please have never cremated a housepet. Intentionally.

- My hockey fights website. - My search engine marketing website - My replacement windows site - My boston construction website - My chocolate gifts website - My student storage site

Music:

Tragically Hip, Travis, The Doves, Pixies, Elbow, Happy Mondays, Joy Division, Magnetic Fields, The Pogues, Sloan, Clash, Stone Roses, Streets, Angry Samoans, Sinatra.

Movies:

Chopper, Goodfellas, Blazing Saddles, True Romance, On the Waterfront, Once Were Warriors, Blade Runner, SlapShot.

Television:

Trailer Park Boys, Sopranos, Insomniac, SNL, The Office, Life on Mars, Little Britain, Father Ted, Saxondale.

Books:

Borstal Boy, Grendel, The Sun Also Rises, Autobiography of Tom Horn, Power of One...

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking