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Chris

Yeah, suck it, I do read the paper.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

everyone... except right wing christian republicans, you stay over there...

Music:

There isn't really one genre in paticular that I enjoy the most, it depends on the mood I'm in. Usually, I enjoy a good deal of undergroup hip hop, Sage Francis, El-P, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Abdominal, Jurassic 5, Beastie Boys, Ray Cash, and a few others. Other artists I enjoy are Queens of the Stone Age, Gorillaz, Tool, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, The Police, etc etc. The genres I don't like are country and most emo. To be fair, I'll give most emo bands one successful record. After that, they need to hug their dad and move on. If you need to know why I don't like country, chances are we won't be friends.

Movies:

This is usually the part where I need to write a small book to describe all the movies I love, but it is late. Rather, I'll take this time to name some of my fav. movies so far in 2006: Brick, Tsotsi, The Hills Have Eyes, Hard Candy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, V for Vendetta, United 93, Clerks II, An Inconvenient Truth, A Prairie Home Companion, The Break-Up, Mission Impossible III, Thank You For Smoking, Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story, Transamerica, Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada. I'll update this list as the year goes on.

Television:

Arrested Development (RIP), The Office (both versions), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Wire, The Shield, The West Wing (during the Aaron Sorkin years), Studio 60, Prison Break, Entourage, Rescue Me, 30 Days, The Sopranos, Lost, South Park, Futurama, Strangers with Candy, Scrubs, The Daily Show & Colbert Report, Battlestar Galactica (the new version).I don't have a lot of time for TV.

My Blog

My Infinite Wisdom

braghhhhhhhhOh sorry, the drugs still have me in a bit of a daze. For those of you who didn't know, I recently had a wisdom tooth removed. Thankfully, the surgery went surprisingly well. I had heard a...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:41:00 PST

C&T's Bland Ride Home (Part IV: Death of a Blog)

- "Hey, what happened to day 4?"It's a question that no one has asked me yet, and that's good because I don't have an answer. I started to write it out, and it pretty much consisted of "We drove a lot...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST

C&T's Awesome Austin Adventure (Part III: GreatExcellent)

Note: The photos in here were taking in a darkly lit theater with a camera phone from long disatnce. As expected, the quality sucks. I've also opted to post tiny thumbnails as the regular size of the...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:05:00 PST

C&T's Awesome Austin Adventure (Part II: MewTwo)

Note from Chris after writing this: Good god, this is a long ass note. If you honestly read all of it from start to finish, I'll buy you a beer.I hadn't gone to bed until like 2:45 the night before, s...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

C&T's Awesome Austin Adventure (Part I: Memphis Hospitality)

Alright, so before I begin I'd like to mention that I've decided to approach this in the same way that I approached my infamous "Epic Blog" back in my Sophomore year of college when I wrote 5 blogs ab...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST

C&T's Awesome Austin Adventure (teaser)

Well after 4 days, 2009 miles, 3 states, 8 tanks of gas, somewhere close to $700 spent, and millions of great times, Tony and I are back in Cookeville. I have a test tomorrow morning so I don't have ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:43:00 PST

My Horny Old Man No. 2

I deal with a lot of customers at Sams. On any given day I have about 130-170 individual transactions and do upwards of 14,000 in business. Needless to say, I see a lot of faces. I deal with a lot of ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST

My Idea of Hell

- I'd have to say that the only positive thing about being sick is that you can spend all day in bed and not have to bother convincing yourself that you are a lazy sack of crap. It's not as relaxing a...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:48:00 PST

My Inner-Geriatric

I know I've complained about it before, but I'm noticing more and more that I'm gradually making m way towards being old. At first, it was movies like Napoleon Dynamite and my bitter cynicism towards ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST

Abortion: "Star Wars" Style

- So there's been a lot of talk about James "You're welcome for Edward Furlong" Cameron finding the actual tomb of Jesus and Mary and the rest of the mystery gang. I read that he's hoping to be able t...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:15:00 PST