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Chris Eves

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

About Me

I play tennis right handed and ping pong left handed. I can move objects with my mind, as long as they're relatively light and the wind is blowing. I think it's time someone made a real hoverboard. I played guitar in the starfleet academy band. My dad invented wind surfing. I like puppies. I like rainbows. I like you.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/17/2005
Band Website: chriseves.com
Band Members: Chris' Right Hand- Guitar strums, bass plucks, higher keyboard stuff, cymbals, cow bell.//Chris' Left Hand- Guitar bends, bass fingerings, lower keyboard stuff, tambourine, snare drums.//Chris' Right Foot- Kick drums, game winning field goals.//Chris' Left Foot- Hi-hats, toe taps.//Chris' Respiratory System- Vocals, take out orders.
Influences: TV sitcom themes (especially family ties), U2, Tenacious D, Tom Petty, The Allman Brothers, Santana, The Grateful Dead, The Slip.
Sounds Like: a plan
Type of Label: None

My Blog

You dont know the power of the dark side

Thank God it's basketball season! It's my great personal shame that I was born a man of average height. In my secret heart of hearts all I've ever wanted is to be able to dunk a basketball. That, a...
Posted by Chris Eves on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:44:00 PST

Why does everything taste like soap?

Well the world series is starting tonight and I'm mildly interested. I'm thinking about going to Boston because I was there the last time the red sox won and am convinced I'm good luck for them.Do yo...
Posted by Chris Eves on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:28:00 PST

The homeless have fallen on hard times

I was walking around Sanata Monica beach the other day and since it's the homeless capital of southern California, I was asked for spare change every 30 seconds. Normally I'm very generous with my c...
Posted by Chris Eves on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:21:00 PST

Lost is the new heroin

A week ago, a friend gave me the dvd for the 1st season of lost. "Just a taste" he said, "the first episode is free." Now I can't place the last 6 days. All I remember is turning on the TV, and the...
Posted by Chris Eves on Sun, 14 May 2006 12:36:00 PST

A brief explanation for my absence

Ok, I haven't posted or kept in touch with anyone for almost a year now and for that I'm sorry. But let me explain. About a year ago I got a calling. A passionate desire from the depths of my soul ...
Posted by Chris Eves on Sun, 07 May 2006 02:47:00 PST