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Noah

About Me

"I'm just lookin' for clues at the scene of the crime." When I'm not looking for clues I enjoy high-end rum, and Love Connection re-runs. I don't get NASCAR, but I'm willing to learn. I don't understand lousy tippers or reality shows. I do understand the concept of emulsion as it relates to to making a sauce and/or dressing. Are you a Lebowski Achiever?

My Interests

Cowboy shirts. Real ones, not that shit you get at urban outfitters. Don't get me started about hockey unless you're serious too. Go Bruins!

I'd like to meet:

James Bond, The Dude, anyone who loves In 'n Out Burger, Terry Bradshaw, Lyle Lovett, how 'bout some dead guys: Hunter S. Thompson, and Warren Zevon. Back to the living, Bobby Orr, Anthony Bourdain, Larry David, George Costanza, and anyone with the first name Tiger.

Music:

Prince, Lyle Lovett, Otis Redding,early Pumice, James Brown, The Police

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Spinal Tap, Fargo, Spies Like Us, Stripes, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dance 360, Baseball in HD, The Shield, The Office

Books:

Kitchen Confidential, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Friday Night Lights, World's End

Heroes:

Larry David, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Bobby Orr, and here's where I once put Johnny Damon. Needless to say, I'm no longer returning Johnny's phonecalls. So he's been replaced with pair of draft-picks, a riding mower, and a player to be named later.