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Dave

daveshrews

About Me

There's a good chance I'm taller than you. I'm a professional musician. I'm left-handed. I love hawaiian pizza. I've never been on an episode of Law & Order. And this just in... apparently I'm famous in Japan.

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My Interests

playing music (piano, keys, guitar), music production, television and film production, photography, computer stuff, playing with things that aren't supposed to go in the microwave, experimental cooking, making dumb films that amuse noone but myself, random day trips to nowhere

I'd like to meet:

anyone who wants to give me big bags of money.

Music:

everything. no seriously, everything.

Movies:

Office Space, Grosse Point Blank, Waiting For Guffman, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, Tommy Boy, Happy Gilmore, Napoleon Dynamite, Pushing Tin, My Cousin Vinny, Goodfellas, 50 First Dates, The Wedding Singer, Bring It On, Dogma, Old School, Fear of a Black Hat, The Ref, One Crazy Summer, Truth In Advertising, any National Lampoon's movie, any Austin Powers movie

Television:

24, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, MythBusters, CSI, Law & Order (SVU & CI mainly), American Idol, Bones, House, SNL, Mad TV, Iron Chef, Whose Line Is It Anyway, MXC, Random Comedy Specials, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Animaniacs, Seinfeld, King of the Hill

My Blog

Dunder Mifflin

Ah crap, I give up. It took years, but I think I'm the last person on earth to become addicted to 'The Office'.Okay, that is all.
Posted by Dave on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:06:00 PST

Just another day at the office

Seriously, you can't possibly tell me that your job is weirder than mine.Yes, those are baby chickens in the box....
Posted by Dave on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:37:00 PST

Herbivore?

Well, I think I figured out why all the plants in the house keep dying.Bad kitty....
Posted by Dave on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

Kudos to Schulz and Melendez

For me, the Christmas season doesn't officially begin each year until the first time I see "A Charlie Brown Christmas" on ABC.  It was made in 1965 on a shoestring budget and television...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:37:00 PST

Nice marmot

You may be asking yourself... is that a ferret holding a razor?Why, yes.Yes it is a ferret holding a razor.
Posted by Dave on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

Because we all think big round numbers are cool

Almost there, almost there.... and... Happy 100,000th mile, red Jeep! Ah red Jeep, you've always been there for me.  I'm sorry I hit that moose with you.  But we both thought it was f...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:54:00 PST

Friends & Guitars

I just noticed that a high percentage of my Top 12 friends are holding guitars in their main pictures. In fact, 5 out of 12, so that's, umm... 41.6 percent. I guess I know a lot of guitarists....
Posted by Dave on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:01:00 PST

Botany

If anyone has any advice on how to NOT kill plants, it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by Dave on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:30:00 PST

This guy rocks!

We get wrong numbers all the time at work, which is rather annoying during the day. But the silver lining is that we often get funny voicemails overnight from morons calling, blatantly ignoring our gr...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:51:00 PST

Adventures in walking a cat on a leash

This is my cat, Scuba Steve. She used to like me, but after we made this video, I think she might loathe me...>...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:40:00 PST