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WOMEN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store
and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Sex, writing, reading, writing poetry , chillin, XBox360, PS2, PSP, GBA DS, and my Wii. Pretty much I LIVE to be online somewhere. Playing games, chatting. I'm a karaoke COMMANDO who knows how to work the mic. I'm all about my friends, and please believe my Boo is my life. Thundercats, She-ra, Snarf, Snorks, Pirates of Darkwater, Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake, galaxy High, Denver The Last Dinosaur. Halo baby!
I think mostly...I'd like to meet Santa Claus. I mean the man has GOT to be loaded. Hellooooo, hi gives out presents every year. That's serious money. I'd totally fuck him. Oh...and Wolverine from X-men. Not the actor...Wolverine. He's hot. I'd totally fuck him. And maybe Papa Smurf. A whole village, and only one Smurfette. Yea...Papa Smurf's a pimp, and pimp's are always handy friends when you're lonely. I wouldn't fuck him, but I'd totally fuck Smurfette.
But since Stewie Griffin is hotter...suck on this-a one time.
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Static-X, Disturbed, Saliva, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Akon, Blondie, Dresden Dolls, Techno, Dance, Trance, R&B, Hip Hop, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, 80's, 50's, 60's but keep that 70's shit away from me!
Laurel K. Hamilton, Charlain Harris, Anne Rice, William Shakespeare.
Which Marvel Super-Hero are you most like?
You are most like Iron Man!
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