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Psychotic Jester

Die or be killed

About Me

If you are a guy who tries to add me I will DENY your request unless I actually know you from somewhere or you at least send me a message first. I am a very open-minded person. I'm always looking for ways to try new experiences, and meet new people. I'm usually shy around a new person at first but after I've spent some time with them I'm likely to feel more relaxed and loosen up more once I've gotten to know you better. I am a relatively quiet, laid back individual. Yet I do have an inner demon inside screaming to be let out, and will occasionally have a wild outburst. I cannot be annoyed or grossed out, try your hardest! I can be very blunt/casual with the most sensitive of subjects, that's just how I am. Honesty is very important to me. I'll admit I will not hesitate to lie to a total stranger, or someone I truly don't like, but if I'm someones friend or even just an acquaintance I'll always do my best never to lie to them, even if it gets me in trouble, and I'd expect the same from them in return. You'll never have to worry about impressing me, I'm happy just spending time with and talking to people. In fact I'm usually trying to please others. If I care enough about you almost anything you want is a mere question away. However this does not mean I'm submissive. It really all depends on how much I like you. IF I start to feel like someones taking advantage and treating me like a slave I become very rebellious and defiant toward them, as to remind them that I still have a free will of my own.
I try to experience as much as I can out of life, lately what I would most like to experience before it ends is human suspension. My main interest in life is simple enough. I don't want anything too fancy, just to be with that special someone, to spend my life with them and be happy, be that through a relationship or just a very close friendship. I know it sounds a little Cliche' but like I just said, I don't want anything too fancy. Well...maybe a nice house...
Name: That's not important...
Birthdate: 11-03-1985
Birthplace: UCSF hospital, San Francisco
Current Location: South City
Eye Color: Dirt Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10
Weight: 156lbs
Piercings: 4, three on my ear (two cartilage, one on the lobe) and one on my tongue. Used to have one on my nipple but it wouldn't heal so I had to remove it.
Tattoos: One on my chest, see for yourself
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Not interested in a boyfriend/do have a girlfriend
Overused Phrase: Being quiet
FAVORITES
Food: seafood/ anything that's spicy!
Candy: Anything sour, for some reason I also like that junkie crap probably made out of bit's of plastic and sugar sweepings from the floor
Number: 9
Color: This one
Animal: Cat
Drink: lemonade
Alcohol Drink: root beer schnapps
Bagel: cinnamon raisin
Letter: X
Body Part on Opposite sex: Neck / thighs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Meh, they both taste like carbonated syrup to me
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Carls jr
Strawberry or Watermelon: Chicken
Hot tea or Ice tea: I don't like ice tea, too watered down
Chocolate or Vanilla neither, I'm Mexican
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: I don't drink coffee, I have enough reserved energy without the aid of caffeine
Kiss or Hug: I like to just hold the girl
Dog or Cat: I grew up with cats
Summer or Winter: Winter, that's when I can walk into a store wearing my trench coat w/o lookin suspicious and being followed
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both in one
Love or Money: Love has always been my main goal in life, and money can't buy that
YOUR...
Bedtime: Sleep? Possibly when I'm older...
Most Missed Memory: 1st 1/2 of High school
Best phyiscal feature: ...Hair?
First Thought Waking Up: When will I finally break free from this misery?
Goal for this year: Don't fuck things up this time around...
Best Friend: Ben
Weakness: Love
Fears: Dying alone
Heritage: Irish/Hispanic
Longest relationship: 8 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Of course
Ever Smoked: yeah
Pot: A few times
Ever been Drunk: no shit
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: ye...no
Ever Shoplifted: Religiously
Ever Skinny Dipped: Not while I was conscious enough to remember...
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no, not Lately
IN A GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Purple
Favorite Hair Color: Black/red/blue/green/purple/Multi
Short or Long: Long!
Height: don't care
Style: Dark/Morbid/Crazy/Outgoing...But still relatively nice
Looks or Personality: Personality 100%
Hot or Cute Either/or
Drugs and Alcohol: self control
Muscular or Really Skinny: That is irrelevant to her personality
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None, regrets are a waste of time, everything i've done in my life has made me who i am
What country do you want to Visit: Australia, don't care which country
How do you want to Die: slight pain, not too much. (it's the last time you'll ever feel it)
Been to the Mall Lately: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: very much so
Get along with your Parents: Yes and no
Health Freak: not really
Do you think your Attractive: not particularly
Believe in Yourself: you sort of have to to get things done
Want to go to College: been there
Do you Smoke: no, I mistreat my body enough as it is
Do you Drink: ah, nectar..
Shower Daily: try to, not enough time sometimes
Been in Love: Happily, 3rd times a charm!
Do you Sing: hell no
Want to get Married: When I'm older
Do you want Children: before I die
Have your future kids names planned out: yes, and I'm not telling
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: what, does it come back after a while?
Hate anyone: I do not discriminate, I hate everyone!

My Interests


Concerts
Movies
Parties
Collecting weapons
Art
Photography
animals
outdoors stuff
drinking contests
spicy foods
being a night owl
Video games Bizarre mag
Stuff that glows in the dark
Anything/anyone abnormal. I'm a collector/pack rat with stuff, this is one part of my room........ I have an account with quite a few other sites that I go on so feel free to check my other profiles/status, or connect with me if you're a member to any of them yourself. LiveDigital Project Playlist LiveLeak (Ogrish) Snapvine Testriffic GameFAQs

I'd like to meet:

Well, the main thing I was looking for in life was basically this... ...I've since found it with someone who I love dearly, and who loves me equally if not more. I therefore don't really have much need to meet anyone else, and have lately been denying most requests from unknown profiles, especially since much of them have been web cam girls sending everyone friend requests to try to make money (wtf!?). If you DO really want to get to know me then send me a message so I know your not just trying to boost your numbers or something like that.Aside from that I'm very diverse about who I'll hang out with. But I love eccentric outgoing people that talk a lot. The stranger and more random you are, the more I'll like you. I'll tolerate normal people but sometimes they get boring. Really my only standard is that you're not a compulsive liar, I'm tired of dealing with those. If you want to message me my AIM's PsychtcJstr. I am a mystery...

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Psychotic Jester has real friends.

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Tequila Rose

look through them like some creepy obsessive stalker

Music:


Death metal, any kind of rock, the harder the better, but I tend to favor metal with a symphony element to it. I also like reggae and trance. I can tolerate jazz and classical. I HATE gangster rap, pop, and country.
My favorite bands are: in that order. I tend to like underground bands, not so much mainstream stuff. Favorite songs: New death sensation (acid bath), the moor (Opeth), so many people in the neighborhood (ween), Love song (311) Other bands I like:

Movies:

I'm in love with Janeane Garofalo! Directors/Writers: Quentin Tarantino(favorite), Tim Burton, Wes Craven.Favorite Movies: Bully (Director:Larry Clark), Fight Club (Director:David Fincher), SweetHearts (Director:Aleks Horvat), The Fifth element (Director:Luc Besson) Other movies I like: Alien(all), Batman(1&2, and Batman begins),Beerfest, Beetlejuice, Big fish,the Big Lebowski, the Butterfly effect, Cape Fear, Chucky(all),Corpse Bride, The Craft, Critters(all),The Crow, Dead awake, Donnie darko, Doom generation, Edward scissor hands, Eternal sunshine,Final Fantasy: Advent Children,Four Rooms,40 year old virgin, the Frightners, Girl, Half Baked, HellBoy,Hellraiser(all),Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy(I love the song that follows the earth's destruction), Interview With The Vampire, Kill Bill,Killer clowns from outterspace, Kiss of the dragon, Little Nicky, Lord of War,Mirror mask, the Nightmere before christmas, A Nightmere on elm street (all), Office space, Preadator 1&2, Pulp fiction, the Punnisher, Rat Race, Romeo must die, Say it isn't so,Schindlers List, Seven, Shaun of the Dead, Sin city, Slacker, Sorority boys, Ted Bundy, 300, True romance,The Truth about Cats & Dogs,Van Helsing, Unleashed.

Television:

Cartoons: Family guy, South park, Simpsons, Invader Zim, Happy tree friends, ATHF. Sci-fi:Farscape, lexx. Favorite television drama: nip/tuck. I like watching nature shows sometimes. Paranormal shit is ok too.Comedy central...

Books:

I've never been big on fictional novels aside from the occasional erotica, or if one of my friends has written a short story. I prefer stuff like'The Encyclopedia of Serial Killers',Michelle Tea's 'Valencia',biographies on Kurt Cobain or anyone else I find interesting,Any paranormal stuff, Aliens/UFOs/Bigfoot/ ghosts,Basically things that did or might have actually happened.

Heroes:

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac!!! (Or more specifically Jhonen Vasquez) He's a psycho killer yeah, but it's out of relatively just intentions....and aside from all the unrelenting murder I completely look up to what he believes in, and what he stands for.

My Blog

Oh the ways my friends influence me

You scored as Stabbed. You will die from being stabbed. Yay. Accident 60% Stabbed 60% Suicide 60% Poison 53% Disappear 53% Gunshot 47% Bomb 33% ...
Posted by Psychotic Jester on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:55:00 PST

My first piece of body art

~ 1st Visit ~   Ok, so I might be overreacting about this but so what? I have fun doing that.   I had attempted setting an appointment for my first tattoo. I thought it up very car...
Posted by Psychotic Jester on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:38:00 PST

Fun with Fake Stalkers!

So I was minding my own business on myspace when I got this strange message from someone:   Subject: My best girlfriend asked me to message you, weirddd i know but cool Body: yea this ...
Posted by Psychotic Jester on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:13:00 PST

What job's irritating me now

I can't believe what naive dip-shits the people that run things at my work are.    OK let me explain a typical work day for me. I'll usually clock in 10-20Min's early every day. Bu...
Posted by Psychotic Jester on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:41:00 PST