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Jimmy

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About Me


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I'm a pretty laid back kind of guy. I am back in the Milwaukee area serving my internship. I'm working a ton, and getting used to a new life. I really enjoy making people laugh. Hence, I love to laugh, and I love randomness, sarcasm, and pickle tossing fights. I have hopes and dreams of performing stand-up someday, till then I will be an avid supporter of the cause. I love playing guitar and am trying to learn harmonica. I am a road trip freak (I have pics and animal pelts to prove it). I believe the only way to see a concert is in an outdoor venue. I really want a pet monkey so that he can ride my dog like that monkey from taco johns. Chipotle, well all I can say is that you are quite delicious. I devour A1 steak sauce and ranch dressing. I'm not a fan of stupid people, but they do make good conversation that I can later talk about with non-tards. I enjoy having ridiculous conversations for hours on end, even if no one is in the room.
Feel free to message me; I love to meet new people. Chances are I won't remember your name, because I'm silly like that. I'm really not crazy, but I am for rent for birthday parties. Cheers
Check out the Most Bitchin Band on The Planet: www.myspace.com/thefearofwater

My Interests

music, stand up comedy, making people laugh, GUITAR, LaUgHiNG, COMEDY, monkeys, cars, skiing (downhill and water), my puppy, a good game of quarters, ZOOMIE, cursing, outdoor stuff, scatting, people watching, fixing stuff, boating, a good chair, animals, a good back rub, concerts (especially outdoor ones), tailgating, road trips, keg tossing, power tools, driving, racing, collecting bootlegs, gambling, smell of sawdust, building stuff, Pack Attack, Brew Crew, MSU Hockey, motor oil as as a personal lubricant, Brian Regan, making uncomfortable situations more uncomfortable, a good chair, a really good bean bag chair, a good fitting shirt (no poofing in the back)

I'd like to meet:

Well, I got to meet one of them on my list. Next up Captain Planet!

Music:

DMB, Dave Matthews, FEAR OF WATER, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, OAR, Rusted Root, Dispatch, Tenacious D, Sublime, Tim Reynolds, Pearl Jam, Keller Williams, Collective Soul, Blues Traveler, Ben Folds, Beatboxing, Counting Crows, Don Ross, Theory of a Deadman, Days of the New, Tantrick, Green Day, Hootie & the Blowfish, Better Than Ezra, Huey Lewis, Robert Randolph & the Family Band

Movies:

Boondock Saints, American History X, Van Wilder, Supertroopers, 3 Ninjas, Waiting, Wedding Crashers, Fight Club, The Birdcage, Multiplicity, Back to the Future, Anchorman, Pukp Fiction, Team America, Clerks, Confidence, Big Lebowski, Crash, Usual Suspects, All Comedies, Bad Boys I & II, Heat, Batman, Batman Begins, Pirates I & II

Television:

Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, The OC, Family Guy, Comedy Central Presents, Macgyver, Rescue Me, The Office, Nip/Tuck, Laguna Beach (sometimes), Last Comic Standing, Discovery Channel, Real World, The A-Team, Reno 911, Price is Right, Cops..gotta love it

Books:

Chester Cheetoe: My Life On Crack

Heroes:

My Grandpa, Batman, Macgyver, Dane Cook, Dave Matthews, Larry David, Brian Regan