lucious

My name is Lucious. (LOU' -CIOUS)I see the need to spell it phoenetically because people tend to call me luscious. Sometimes its a simple reading error, and in other cases people say Luscious intentionally to make a joke or a deroggatory comment. I am an avid outdoorsman, and spend most of my free time in the wilderness. I once lasted a whole week in the woods surviving on just my own waste and squirrel. I could have lasted longer but i was taken into police custody because i fit the description of a suspected rapist. It was all a misunderstanding, but I still had to pay a fine for tresspassing. I also like to make musical instruments out of things found outside, and perform concerts outside my chante. No one has come to see any of my shows, and I think it is because of my lack of promotion. People also think that while I am playing that i want various fruits and rocks thrown at me. I know that some musicians like to have stuff thrown on stage, but i do bruise rather easily. But i do appreciate your generosity, and maybe you could simply hand me the fruit rather than throwing it or shooting it out of a cannon.