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Bourbon Toothpaste

use a pea sized amount

About Me

Before Colgate, before Pepsodent, before Aquafresh.....
Before. Before. Before.
Before High Fructose Corn Syrup. Before WAL MART. This was a time when an Apple was the sweetest thing you could put in your mouth.....when tooth decay was something that happened after death. In these glory days of oral hygiene, people would make their own concoctions out of peroxide and baking soda, and then flavor them with peppermint/clove oil or BOURBON.
Now we live in a world filled with sweet tarts, pop rocks and spree. Cola and Red Bull. Our sweets have gotten stronger....and so has our toothpaste. In a desperate attempt to keep up with enamel ripping food additives and bone dissolving super-sugars, the scientists of dominator culture have started manufacturing toothpastes that contain chemicals such as diethylene glycol, triclosan, saccharine and pyrophosphates. Consumers love these pastes. It gives them a since of well being to know that the toxic mess in their food is counter-balanced by the industrial cocktail that is better known as toothpaste.
Bourbon Toothpaste is for those of us that long for the classic methods of Oral Hygiene that once existed on the homestead. Bourbon Toothpaste is for those who reject the war between food and paste. Don’t perpetuate the cycle of fighting food poison with paste poison.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/28/2006
Band Members: (Left to Right) Troy Thill, Michael Kirkpatrick, Ian Wurst, Paul Maley, Nick Fahey
Influences:
Sounds Like: Original groovin' rock with a Led Floyd flavor.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Bourbon Toothpaste Album: 80 Minutes of PASTE

THE BOURBON TOOTHPASTE ALBUM: 80 Minutes of all original PASTE Taken from live recordings made in Spring and Summer 2007   1.  Road That Better Me (CH) 2.  Away (PM) 3.  Mind Is ...
Posted by Bourbon Toothpaste on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:42:00 PST

Short Bio

Bourbon Toothpaste now exists--as a band.  We have FIVE useless members--just listen to these tracks from New Years.   Why do we only play in Greeley you ask?  Because people in Greeley...
Posted by Bourbon Toothpaste on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:01:00 PST

THE BAND NAME

Hello everybody.  My name is Ceramic Cat and its come to my attention that a significant portion of my band mates do not drink and the other half do not use toothpaste.  Therefore ...
Posted by Bourbon Toothpaste on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST