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The S.M.A.C.

About Me


Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television.
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage payments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suit on lay-a-way in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.....
But why would I want to do a thing like that?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who you need to meet:

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The Streaker

Garden Dancer

Uncle Reen Reen

What it Drew

OTZ4SHZ

Freight Train

SOSA!!

Mr. Spearmint Rhino

Ah-nold

The River Dancer

Chim-Chimney

and Last but not Least
Where would we be without our..

Crome Sweet Crome

Brothers From Another Mother:

OUt on Parole....oh! I mean Patrol.

Tha' Frost

Sunny Galore

Pizza King & Co.

T-Sss

The Man with the Plan,
Mr. Behind the Scenes Himself
The One
The Only

NEMO!!!



The Boys at Play:

Music:





Heroes: