FIRST, LET ME SAY, IF THERES SPELLING MISTAKES, I'M A VAN, I HAD TO HAVE A CRACK HEAD DO THIS PAGE FOR ME FOR $2 AND A BOTTLE OF BOONS FARMS.
I'M A 1995 CHEVROLET G10 'SHORTY' VAN. I GOT A 4.6l V6 MOTOR, 4 SPEED AUTO TRANS AND A 10 BOLT REAR AXL. MY OWNER MR. SAVAGE DRIVES ME ALL OVER AND I LOVE THE OPEN ROAD & THE CITY STREETS. I JUST HIT 458,000 MILES AND I'M STILL GOIN STRONG. MY OWNER SAYS HES GUNNA THROW A CEG PARTY WHEN I HIT 1/2 MILLION MILES, ONLY 42,000 TO GO!! I CAN'T WAIT! AND YOUR ALL INVITED!!
SO AS I'M GETTING UP IN YEARS, THE BIG ONE-ONE NOW YA KNOW, I'M GETTIN A LITTLE BODY CANCER IN THE LOWER SECTIONS, MY OWNER KEEPS TELLING ME HES GUNNA FIX IT BUT HE NEVER HAS THE TIME. I'M SURE HE WILL SOMEDAY, AND MAYBE I CAN GET MY SCRATCHES FIXED AND SOME NEW BLUE PAINT TOO!! I'VE BEEN IN A FEW CRASHES, A TREE JUMPED OUT IN FRONT OF US ONE DAY AS WE WERE FLYING THROUGH THE WOODS, WE DO THAT SOMETIMES AFTER WATCHING THE A-TEAM. AND A ARMORED CAR SIDE SWIPED US ON THE HIGHWAY ONE TIME, BUT EVEN THAT BIG TRUCK COULDN'T STOP THE BLUE VAN!! AND THERE WAS A FEW OTHER BUMPS AND BRUSES BUT CHICS DIG SCARS SO ITS FINE WITH ME :-) I'VE HAD MY WINDSHELD BROKE TWICE FROM ROAD DEBRE. THAT KINDA SUCKS. I'VE BEEN SICK AND HAD A FEW OPERATIONS OVER THE YEARS, MY THROTLE BODY WENT, I HAD A POWER STEERING PUMP REPLACED, I'VE HAD OPEN GAS TANK SURGERY AND MY FUEL PUMP REPLACED 3 TIMES, I GOT STEEL LINE CANCER ON MY TRANS AND FUEL LINES, SO I HAD A BYPASS OR 32 DONE, I LEAK A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING AND PUFF SOME SMOKE NOW AND THEN BUT LIKE MY OWNER ALLWAYS SAYS, IF I'M NOT SMOKIN', I'M BROKEN. I'M ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES WHO ENDED UP WITH A OWNER WHO IS A MECHANIC. SO I'M NEVER TOO FAR UNDER THE WEATHER.
