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Helen of Croy

I taught your boyfriend that thing you like.

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorHmmm.... Never know what 2 put in these things... I'm Helen, i'm 24 & am living just outside London. I (try to) play bass, i drink cider, i love gin & tonic, I share my birthday with Greta Garbo, I love most types of music and can normally be found shaking my bootay in various raves on a weekned! Am currently an office drone which sucks but am looking for new work at the moment, if anyone is willing to pay me to sit in a garden drinking iced tea whilst trying on lovely shoe's please let me know!! As for that stupid body type question in the profile bit who cares how big/small I am?!?! Anyone shallow enough to actually go by those things isnt worth talking to!! (for the record, i'm a healthy, curvey, shexshey laaaydeeee....!!) Hehehe :) xxx

My Interests

Dancing like no-one is watching, bagels, drawing stuff even though i'm rubbish, dressing like a pirate, my pyjamas, Jeremy Beadle, jammie dodgers, fairy lights, smashing things with golf clubs, Benji Madden, my pink & orange polkadot knickers, my bass, Ally McCoist, O RLY owls, my shrew, my red & black jumper, my cherry earrings, Slave Labour Graphics, White Ninja, knee high fluffy boots, peircings, tattoos, my red pukka shoes, my wifey, music, gigs, pubs, clubs, poi, lipgloss, too much eyeliner, nail varnish, gaffa-tash, www.rubyroxx.com, stripey things, naughty things, emo boys & sex toys.... Ooooh and i fucking love raving!Spacehopperygoodness....

I'd like to meet:

Lots of new people. Anyone who wants 2 chat bout anythin just message me, i promise i wont bite. Well, unless u ask me nicely... Am always happy 2 make new friends so feel free to message meeeee!! Who else...? Dane Cook but thats because i want to do disgusting degrading unspeakable things to him. Yummeh :) Bettie Page would have been cool but she's dead. Apparently i'm a bit crap at this who you'd like to meet thing. I'd say David Hasslehoff but I already met himmmm Mwah ha ha!! Actually, i'd like to meet him again so yeah, The Hoff :) Lloyd Kaufman would also be really fkin cool... I think that luffly pink haired tit from Brand-B would be with me on that one.This is possibly the best pic of me n the world... Ever..... *looks up*

Music:

Loads & loads & loads of stuff, anything i can dance to, sing along to or just love for no reason at all is all good by me.

Movies:

Drop Dead Fred, Laberynth, Dark Crystal, Josi & The Pussycats, Tank girl, Butterfly Effect, One Hour Photo, Evil Dead series, Zombie Nosh, Spongebob Squarepants, Romeo & Juliet, Tromeo & Juliet, Moulin Rouge, Bubba Ho-tep, Young Frankenstein, It's a Wondeful life, Much Ado About Nothing, human Traffic, Beaches, Little Otik, Finding Nimo, Lilo & Stitch, Spun, the Lost Boys, House of 1000 Corpses, Cinderella, Lady & the Tramp, most of the Kevin Smith films, Terror Firmer, Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, Redneck Zombie, Rockabilly Vampire, Toxic Avenger, Attack of the Killer Condom, troma troma troma! Erm... Pretty in Pink, Weird Science, Breakfast Club and shitloads old crappy zombie films i have seen with Marky, all wonderful in their own way. There's nothing quite like the shambling undead... *BrrraaAAaAaAIiiiNnnzzzz*

Television:

Rather be out n about but Spaced, Two pints of lager, My Name is Earl, Mighty Boosh, Jam, Big Train, Brass Eye, Invader Zim, Space ghost, Brack (cheers Laura), Fat Dog Mandoza, Dick & Dom, that 70's Show, Scrubs, Pimp My ride, Trinney & Susannah because they are such BASTARDS and some other crap....

Books:

War of the Worlds, the Dirt, Dr Seuss (cheers Lukeman), all Marian Keyes books, erm, so many others...

Heroes:

Beedog....Moustache Mystique!!Whore heels....

My Blog

Oooh Steve

This picture is just too precious to keep hiden on your profile. How i love it so....
Posted by Helen of Croy on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:38:00 PST

Do's & Dont's.....

Ok, i just stole this from DJ Wolfenchild because it is fucking beautiful and very VERY true.I would like to dedicate this to the big headed obnoxious tosser i ended up telling to fuck off last thursd...
Posted by Helen of Croy on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST

Christmas Eve.


Posted by Helen of Croy on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:54:00 PST

Tiny feet!

I just found some tiny feet in my garden.... Hahahahahahahaha!!!...
Posted by Helen of Croy on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:54:00 PST

So long & thanks for the shoes....

AAAAAW YEEEEEEAH!!! I gots new shoes!! Thanks Brontoboy! xxx  ...
Posted by Helen of Croy on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:30:00 PST

He's the one they call dr teenwolf

He's the one that makes you feel alright....     That is all.  ...
Posted by Helen of Croy on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:18:00 PST

All hail Sir King Dong Garrick of Everything Else!

Screw you whatever your bastard name is taking me off the phone list!!  I'm on Sir King Dong Garrick's phone, i dont need you work bastards! ...
Posted by Helen of Croy on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:48:00 PST

Rye9!!!

I joined MySpace aaaages ago on a mates recommendation and now i have no idea of where the hell he has gone!!  If any of you emo's know of a guy called Rye (username used to be Rye9 but gawd know...
Posted by Helen of Croy on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 09:37:00 PST

Rabbit rabbit rabbit.

Wikid Not too sure why my tongue looks so weird...  Ir looks like it belongs to turtle or summat. ...
Posted by Helen of Croy on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:51:00 PST

Hartlepool

Went to Hartlepool to visit family this week.  Didnt really do much, apart from visiting family (obviously), some shopping, hiding from my aunts parrott (Spike), make my family watch Trauma and g...
Posted by Helen of Croy on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 04:39:00 PST