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i [heart] lauren

I think I might throw up all over his shoes.

About Me

I AM NOW OFFICALLY A MEMBER OF TEAM LAUREN

This is us:

If you have never met me, don't presume you know who I am, or what I like. Don't judge by what you see. Fucking read what I have written and all the HTML I have put into this page. I like to surrond myself with people who have more to themselves than "Whassup babe, I like what I see"... to put it bluntly, I don't want to talk to you if you are shallower that a cats shit tray.

Lauren likes:

to take naps during the day.

the fact she is not normal

to be touched

being picked up

nostalgia

getting muddy

fake blood

play fighting

the name Buster

having to stand on my tippy toes to kiss a boy.

a guy with a hot quiff mmmm.......

the idea of love

sunglasses

hanging upside down

high heels

playing with classic cars

This is Lucille. She is my gem and I love her LOTS!!!

Lauren does not like:

rude people

assumptions

rumors

tanning

the worlds constant need for money

how human rights orgs think they deserve your money when people are causing so much suffering to animals around the world!!

her dependancy on the internet and her phone

being trapped MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests


You Should Drive a Pink Car
You're the type of driver who really loves your car.
You can take good care of a vintage ride.
You're independent, creative, and very expressive.
What Color Car Should You Drive?

I love this picture by Man Ray:

How cool is this x-ray of a lady in heels?

I LOVE PUSSIES...

I'd like to meet:

Someone that will make me laugh. Alot. I love it. LOVE. IT.

Boys and girls that take great pleasure out of acting really stupid. And maybe getting muddy.

People with IDEAS about the sexuality of penguins.

Amazing huggers... the list of people I have met that give orgasm worthy hugs is very short... you know who you are

Guys with AMAZING HAIR like Shia LeBeouf!!!

And maybe Josh Hartnett....

Music:

Rockabilly, psychobilly, punk, ska, rock'n'roll, swing, blues, jazz, rock, nu metal, glam rock, Rock'n'Roll, Jazz, Doo Wop, Blues, Emo, Electronika, Nu Metal, Old School Grunge, Screamo, and a bit of harcore.

Movies:

Anything that's cheesy, scary, funny, bloody and full of action is fine by me. Like these:

Spiderman (comic book movies in general)

Anchorman

The Faculty

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Mallrats

40 Year Old Virgin

Desperately Seeking Susan

Blade 1 2 & 3

Die Hard 1 2 & 3

10 things I hate about you

Death Becomes Her

Shallow Hall

Bubba Ho Tep

Addams Family Values

Some Like it Hot

Children of Men

Sin City

28 days later

Happy Gilmore

Anchorman

Little Nicky

The Green Mile

Don't Bother to Knock

Walk The Line

It Came From Outer Space

The White Oleander

Baseketball

Orgasmo

Seven

Lucky Number Slevin

Pan's Labyrinth

The Ghost and Mrs Muir

30 Days of Night

Face Off

Waterboy

Super Troopers

Television:

Adverts and:

Ugly Betty

Scrubs

Doctor Who (with David Tennant)

TNA and WWF (wrestling in general)

Simpsons

Family Guy

American Dad

Invader Zim

Futurama

Eastenders (oh the shame)

Documentaries

The News

Mock the Week

Have I Got News For You

Books:

I read a lot of books. This means that I can't pick a favourite. Patricia Cornwell, Ben Elton, Ian Rankin, Peter Robinson and Harper Lee are amongst my favourite authors.I am currently reading "I, Lucifer" and it is BRILLIANT!!

Heroes:

Bruce Banner in the 1978 Incredible Hulk "Damn! Car, you're making me angry, now if you get me angry, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna turn you into a tin sandwich!"

Father Ted: It's not as if everyone's going to go off and join some mad religious cult just because we go off for a picnic for a couple of hours. Father Dougal: God, Ted, I heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's gonna come back and judge us all! Father Ted: No... No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.

"Everybody's sense of beatuy is different from everybody else's" - Andy Warhol

"In space... noone can hear your german techno music" - Weebl and Bob

"There is no such thing as an ugly woman - just a lazy one."

"If you want freedom you're going to have to work for it. If you don't like it you can go!!"

"You touched my hand... you sly dog." - Spongebob

"They say that if you put a load of monkeys in a room with an equal number of type writers that you will end up with something amazing the next day (and of course a lot of poo)."

"Oh my god you're ugly! Right we're taking your ovaries" - When Lucy's sister saw an ugly girl on the internet

"Have you completed any studies this year?" - Gail replied:

"I have studied a very big spreadsheet - and filled it with so many coloured cells that if you scroll down the page too fast you're liable to have an epileptic fit."

My Blog

An old pathetic rant

Original date: Oct 2, 2006 You know what's sad? Desperate girls - there are plently of them. So needy and pathetic that they need to be with someone... or as they put it "someone to love, a...
Posted by i [heart] lauren on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:18:00 PST

Fucking funny cartoons...

... with thanks to Robert P for finding these...    ...
Posted by i [heart] lauren on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:58:00 PST

WARNING!!!

I am VERY pissed off. Was reading the Metro as usual on the bus to work this morning when I read two atricles regarding animal cruelty. The first was about a man drowning seven puppies because their b...
Posted by i [heart] lauren on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:08:00 PST

Love is...


Posted by i [heart] lauren on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:33:00 PST

It's very hard to be gratefull, or happy with something you didn't want

I know this is going so sound lameo, and I know there are going to be a good few people who will not agree with what I am about to say, but I had a revelation whilst looking at the ankles of mine that...
Posted by i [heart] lauren on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

ZOMBIE MOVIE - Dead End

As most of my friends know, I am starring in a Zombie movie - it's just for fun but it is also very important. Now show your support, the dead can't feel elation when all their hard work comes to a cl...
Posted by i [heart] lauren on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST

Holiday photos from Hollywood

Here my sister is preparing to make a mess in the hotel roomWhile waiting for her, I got bored and took a photo of myself!!!THIS, is the 1968 Buick Riviera that I was driving around in... *dribbles* M...
Posted by i [heart] lauren on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:15:00 PST

Why porn is evil....

I found this and thought I should share it with the world!!!!
Posted by i [heart] lauren on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 08:10:00 PST

My secrets

 The Game: The first player of this game starts w/ the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and the people who get tagged need to write a blog of their own with 6 weird things/habits as well as...
Posted by i [heart] lauren on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:28:00 PST

You lot are biatches yo

Yes I felt like gangsta talk innit. Now I being all roodie yo. Bored, and my creativity is waning. I need a big dose of acid - that will get me on form - if only it wasn't wrong. So very wrong. And...
Posted by i [heart] lauren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST