Hey guys, I'm Kelly or Kel or Kelz or whatever people like to call me. Ok, first thing: I hate writing about myself so dont expect some long thing here. I work at the Black Sheep Bar in Croydon which is by far the best bar in all the land. Add me if you want to know more :-)
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If you could change your name for a day, what would we call you? Erm... see... i'm trying to think of something random but it would appear that my brain has shut down. This happens to me often when i am presented with such things. So i'm just gonna go with... Tallulah!!!
Make up a porn name for yourself, please: Titty McGash
Best pet ever (real or imaginary is fine): My kitty cat, her name is Jesse and she was born on my lap around 8 years ago.
Have you ever caught fireflies?
... and then squish and smear them on the pavement to see the streak of light? Ewwww... no you freak.
Do you ever get tonsiliths? (A tonsilith is a tonsil stone--it's a white to yellow, foul smelling substance, typically the size of a tomato seed, that is lodged in the craters of your tonsils and sometimes gets dislodged by swallowing or coughing)?? Not that i know of but if i ever do, i'll let you know. Deal?
What would you want to be famous for? Well my hidden talent is cracking various parts of my body. People hate it but its a gift.
Do you and your significant other have a "Celebrity Exemption" clause in your relationship, where if you should ever run into a desired celebrity and had the chance to fuck like bunnies, you would, and it would NOT count as cheating? Nope. But then again we havent been together long enough for that chat to come up. I'm hoping if Johnny Depp ever asked, my man wouldnt mind too much... :-)
If you could meet a celebrity for a day, who would it be, and what would your plans be? Erm... see above??
If you could have sex with any celebrity, who wouldit be and why? Oh for fuck sake. LOOK UP!
Do you know what "tithe" means? It means "tit he". As in "he's a right tit"... no? oh ok
If you were given $10,000 and told to invest but not spend... where would it go? On a blindin belter man!!
Ever doodle your dream home? Nope, do with kiddies names though.
Favorite room in the house: My room. Its a cotch man
Do your wash your butt with your hands and soap, or do you use a rag/scrubbie thingy? What? I dont know... erm... depends on my mood...???
Have you ever eaten your booger just because you had nowhere to put it? I try not to but you know....
Do you pee in the shower? All the time. Toilet? Whats that?!
Do you think that your race/religion/culture is the best there is, and none other is superior to it? Nope, i like to think my head isnt rammed that far up my arse.
Is there anything in this world with which you agree 110%? I think that anything is subject to argument and could change an opinion so...no.
What personality trait do you dislike the most in another person? Bigheadedness.
Without getting to know someone first, what would you automatically assume about a person with missing/bad teeth? Unfortunate medical issues., I dont know. I try not to make assumptions like this cos i hate it when people do it to me.
How do you feel about labels such as: Goth, Emo, Prep, Nerd, Jock, 'Hood, Gangsta, and the like? Fuck off and die. I like that i dont fit into any of these labels. If you are that fucking sad that you want people to define you and eveything about you into a single word, then i hope you manage to find some balls/guts to go against it. It aint worth it.*breathes deeply*Right, rant over.
What was your favorite show as a child? The Magic Roundabout.
Do you still remember its theme song? No.... ok... maybe a lil.
What do you think is the worst trend these days(fashion and behavior)? I think the worst trend is... TRENDS! Get rid of everone trying to copy everyone else. Morons.
Banana? No thanks. Just eaten. Maybe later though.
Describe a meal that you could eat everyday for the rest of your life, and never get sick of? Spag bol. Or roast dinner. Hmmmm
You are selected to go on "Survivor" and are allowed tto bring five things--What would they be? My photos
Paper
Pen
Eye liner (yeah i'm vain)
My lucky keyring that my Dad had before he died.
You are an expert in field "X".
What are the first three lessons of "X" would you teach others? Dont tell anyone
Kill if you have to
Dont trust anyone(sinister huh??)
The most unattractive part of the human body: A man's poking stick or a ladies juice cuboard
Do you wipe from front-back, or back-to-front? front to back baby!!!
Ever get poop on your hand by accidenteither way? If i ever do i like to use it to write my name on the wall. My house mates love me man :-)
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