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Emma

I am here for Friends

About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi (except he's dead), Stephen King, I would say Terry Pratchett but I met him last year and we discussed me changing my name to Zelda.

My Blog

Waaah :(

Can whoever stole Heath Ledger please give him back? It is very mean and unfair.  
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:18:00 GMT

Pissed off

One of the clients made a huge fuss about having an appointment at 8am this morning (I usually start at 8.30). So I got to work at 7.55. What time did they show up? 8.45. So now I'm pissed off. But at...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:17:00 GMT

More things that piss me off: Thursday Morning Edition

When I'm on the bus that gradually fills up, and then the exact same number bus shows up behind, yet about 30 people try to cram themselves onto the already full bus. I mean, how fucking stupid can yo...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:25:00 GMT

28 Weeks Later

So they've made a sequel to 28 Days Later. It appears to be about Bush sending over some Americans to find oil because everyone in England is dead. Or that might not be the plot, but it would make mor...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 23:45:00 GMT

RIP Anna Nicole

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/08022007/325/anna-nicole-smith-dies -39.html
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 14:15:00 GMT

One of the cases at my office...

... involves a guy called Ronald MacDonald.I shit you not.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:55:00 GMT

Back from Brussels

So I got back from Brussels last night. I'm too lazy to put up my own pics so you can just see what I saw if you go to Wikipedia and type "Brussels" or "Grand Place" (which is one of the sights to see...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:30:00 GMT

Fuck you, Jacksons Estate Agents!

Here I am, writing out a form so that accounts can make out a cheque of over £4000 to the same fucking trolls that find it so difficult to pay by dad on time when he's done leaflets for them. I hate E...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Fucking people

I hate being on reception. There are always people. Sometimes they smell. And are fucking rude.
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:55:00 GMT

Just call me Gil Grissam

So we've had another break-up at the office (the first one was last Thursday night/Friday morning) and I may have found a fingerprint. Well, a partial anyway. That coupled with the piss on the ladies ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:35:00 GMT